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Chapters (9)
  1. Cover
  2. The Royal Court Theatre
  3. Coming Up At The Royal Court
  4. Assisted Performances
  5. Performances in a Relaxed Environment
  6. Royal Court Supporters
  7. Bar & Kitchen
  8. Support the Court
  9. all of it

People say
I’m a slut
So what they can say what they want
I don’t want to be a
SLUT though
I think sluts can make them
CUM
Shut up I did my best
Hahaha
Girls who have sex are sluts and boys who have sex are just boys I think
things are very different all over and no one acts like they are at all
Every film I see has naked boobs but you never see a willy
Jessica’s tits
TITS are bigger than mine
My bum is bigger than Jessica’s
Jessica thinks Holden Caulfield is the fittest boy in the world but I think he seems hard work
I like loud music and sad music
I don’t like the words pussy or cunt
Some people are artists There are artists who aren’t painters
Art is not just painting
Kurt Cobain killed himself

I don’t think I believe in God
I don’t believe in God
My parents don’t believe in God
I think my Mum does not believe in God I don’t know about Dad
I don’t know what David believes
I don’t believe in Heaven or Hell
I wonder if God is something everyone grows out of
No because look at priests
And there are muslims And there are buddhists and there are jews and
I am not anything and I don’t believe in God
I have never been on a plane

Do you feel different?
Not really
Does it hurt
It’s sore yeah
How sore
Like a thing is going in where there wasn’t a thing going in before
And it was okay it doesn’t feel
I didn’t have a . . .
(pleasurable sensation called an orgasmcum CUM
CUM)
Like a thing is going in where there wasn’t a thing going in before
Square peg round hole
It hurts but not so much He
wore a johnny (condom) that was flavoured but I didn’t put it in my mouth
You’re not a virgin anymore
No
But it doesn’t Feel feels like

Judy Blume lied to me

Like a thing is going in where there wasn’t a thing going in before
Maybe it’s different in America
Dave Barnsley
DAVID BARNSLEY
SEX
I am Having Sex with David Barnsley
I am being Fingered by David Barnsley
I wish my first time was with someone with a different name from my brother
I wish there was a better word than Fingered
I don’t think Meg Ryan gets Fingered
fingers are spiky
SEX
I don’t want to be on top and I want the lights off
David Barnsley is okay
David Barnsley has not been reported to have the biggest in school
but it comes out the top of my fist when I hold it
He tells me he’s worried he’ll cum straight away
His breath smells like pasta sauce
Everyone smells like their house

My eyes are used to the dark so I can see the ceiling
The ceiling in his parents’ bedroom has wallpaper on it, how do you wallpaper a ceiling?
Like a thing is going in where there wasn’t a thing going in before
Some people do it in the bum
I guess you have special ladders