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  1. BOOKS BY
  2. CONTENTS
  3. ONYE NA-AGU EDEMEDE A MURU AKO:
  4. LET THE READER BEWARE
  5. 1
  6. TAINTED PEPPERS
  7. 2
  8. YAAAAWN
  9. 3
  10. HOME
  11. 4
  12. READING NSIBIDI IS RISKY
  13. 5
  14. AUNTIE UJU AND HER JUJU
  15. 6
  16. IDIOK’S DELIGHT
  17. 7
  18. THE NUT
  19. 8
  20. PEPPER BUGS
  21. 9
  22. HOW FAR?
  23. 10
  24. BROTHERLY LOVE
  25. 11
  26. WAYS
  27. 12
  28. MURKED
  29. 13
  30. DEBASEMENT
  31. 14
  32. RELEASE
  33. 15
  34. WAHALA DEY
  35. 16
  36. HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD
  37. 17
  38. BOLA YUSUF
  39. 18
  40. CLOUDY SKIES
  41. 19
  42. TRUST, SHA
  43. 20
  44. ROAD TRIP
  45. 21
  46. BOOK OF SHADOWS
  47. 22
  48. FRESH, FRESH, FINE EWUJU!
  49. 23
  50. IBAFO
  51. 24
  52. THIS IS LAGOS
  53. 25
  54. THE JUNGLE
  55. 26
  56. FLYING GRASSCUTTER
  57. 27
  58. QUICK CHOICES
  59. 28
  60. THE YAM FARM
  61. 29
  62. FULL PLACE
  63. 30
  64. ABOMINATION
  65. 31
  66. AND SO IT WAS DECIDED
  67. 32
  68. REALIGNED
  69. 33
  70. GRASSCUTTER STEW
  71. 34
  72. JUDGMENT DAY
  73. 35
  74. HOME, AGAIN
  75. 36
  76. THE ZUMA ROCK FESTIVAL
  77. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  78. What’s next on your reading list?

You can hear me. You are special. You are in that exclusive group. You can do something most Leopard People cannot. So shut it down, turn it off, power down, log off. You feel the breeze; it is warm and fresh. It smells like palm and iroko leaves, damp red soil; they have not started drilling for oil here. There are few roads, so leaded fuel has not poisoned the air. There is a dove in the palm tree on your right, and it looks down at you with its soft, cautious black eyes. A mosquito tries to bite you and you slap your arm. Now you scratch your arm because you were too slow.

Walk with me . . .

—from Nsibidi: The Magical Language of the Spirits

2

YAAAAWN

“In social studies we learn about history, geography, and economics. We put it all together so that we can study how we live with one another,” Mrs. Oluwatosin said as she sat in her chair at the front of the class. “But in many ways, social studies class is all about you. It should help you look at yourself and ask, ‘Who am I? And who do I want to be when I am an adult?’ So today, I want to ask you all: Who do you want to be? What do you want to do when you grow up?”

She paused, waiting. No one in the class raised a hand. Sunny yawned, pushing up her glasses for the millionth time. She was too busy navigating an intense magical world to figure out what she wanted to be when she grew up. She’d only managed two hours of sleep after she’d returned home. And those two hours were plagued by thoughts of the giant lake-dwelling octopus that had tried to grab her. What the hell was its problem? she wondered for the millionth time. She’d been too sluggish to bother with breakfast, and though she’d finished all her homework, she could barely remember what she’d done. Beside her, Precious Agu raised a hand. Mrs. Oluwatosin smiled with relief and nodded for her to speak.

“I want to be president,” Precious said with a grand smile.

There was a pause, and then the entire class burst out laughing.

“You can’t be president when you are not rich,” Periwinkle said from the other side of the room.

“What will your husband think?” a boy beside him asked. They slapped hands.

Precious cut her eyes at them and turned away, hissing. “You people are still living in the Dark Ages,” she muttered.

“Because we live on the Dark Continent,” Periwinkle retorted, and the class laughed harder.

“Quiet!” Mrs. Oluwatosin snapped. “Precious, that is a fine idea. Nigeria could use its first female president. Hold on to your dream and study hard, and you may be the one to make it come true.”

Precious seemed to swell with pride, despite the snickering of the boys. Sunny watched all this through her groggy haze. She liked Mrs. Oluwatosin. She had just joined the faculty at Sunny’s exclusive secondary school, and she was a welcome addition; she was the type of teacher who truly believed in the potential of her students.