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Chapters (58)
  1. Cover
  2. Praise for Abbi Waxman and her novels
  3. Berkley Titles by Abbi Waxman
  4. Dedication
  5. Epigraph
  6. Summer
  7. ONE
  8. TWO
  9. THREE
  10. FOUR
  11. FIVE
  12. SIX
  13. SEVEN
  14. EIGHT
  15. NINE
  16. TEN
  17. ELEVEN
  18. TWELVE
  19. THIRTEEN
  20. FOURTEEN
  21. FIFTEEN
  22. SIXTEEN
  23. SEVENTEEN
  24. EIGHTEEN
  25. NINETEEN
  26. TWENTY
  27. TWENTY-ONE
  28. TWENTY-TWO
  29. TWENTY-THREE
  30. TWENTY-FOUR
  31. TWENTY-FIVE
  32. TWENTY-SIX
  33. TWENTY-SEVEN
  34. TWENTY-EIGHT
  35. TWENTY-NINE
  36. THIRTY
  37. THIRTY-ONE
  38. THIRTY-TWO
  39. THIRTY-THREE
  40. THIRTY-FOUR
  41. THIRTY-FIVE
  42. THIRTY-SIX
  43. THIRTY-SEVEN
  44. Fall
  45. THIRTY-EIGHT
  46. THIRTY-NINE
  47. FORTY
  48. FORTY-ONE
  49. FORTY-TWO
  50. FORTY-THREE
  51. FORTY-FOUR
  52. FORTY-FIVE
  53. EPILOGUE
  54. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  55. Readers Guide
  56. Questions for Discussion
  57. About the Author
  58. What’s next onyour reading list?

Polly turned and headed up the stairs. “True, but then you’d be farther away from our lovely new tenant, and wouldn’t that be a shame?”

Bob wasn’t sure how to respond to this, and as she reached the first landing, Polly turned a little and said, quietly, “She’s single, you know.” She carried on up the stairs, not looking directly at him. “She was engaged, but now she’s not, FYI.”

As she went into her room, Polly decided that sharing factual information couldn’t possibly be considered sticking her nose in. Nina, of all people, would support that . . . right?

•   •   •

Bob closed his bedroom door and looked at Daisy, who was turning circles on her heated bed and occasionally poking it with a firm paw.

“She’s single,” Bob said to her. “She was engaged, but now she’s not.”

Daisy looked at him and said nothing.

“I completely agree,” said Bob, wondering if there was a baseball game on. “But the chances that a girl who looks like that would be interested in me are pretty small.”

Daisy disagreed, but wasn’t sure how to phrase it.

Bob sat down on his sofa, opened his laptop and found the baseball game, then texted his big sister.

“Hey,” he said.

A pause, three dots, then, “Yo.”

“ ’Sup,” he responded. There was a longer pause, then three dots, then his sister texted him again.

“What’s wrong?”

He smiled wryly at the screen. He’d typed all of six letters.

“Nothing’s wrong,” he replied.

“Money, work, or girls?” she texted.

Bob gave up pretending. “Girl.”

“Spill.”

“New housemate. Gorgeous.”

There was a very brief pause, then the phone rang. He grinned, and answered it.

“Hey,” he said.

“Robert,” his sister said, “I hope I don’t have to remind you of the danger of shitting where you eat.”

Bob made a face. “Firstly, that’s a horrible saying, and secondly, I’ve always taken that to mean don’t have a relationship in the workplace.”

Roxana made a familiar snorting noise. “Don’t argue semantics, you know what I mean.”

“She’s literally across the hall. We share a bathroom.”

“No, really, you cannot take this any further. You can’t live with someone and then start dating them, it’s backward.” Roxy was only semi-joking. She didn’t want her baby brother getting his heart broken again.

Bob’s smile faded. “She probably wouldn’t even be interested.” He leaned down and undid his laces. One of the knots had gotten wet, and he had to wedge the phone under his ear and use both hands.

His sister made another familiar noise, this time more sarcastic. “Right, because women are never interested in you.”

Bob shrugged. “At first, maybe. Then they get to know me and it’s all over. I’m not flashy enough for LA girls.” He worked his foot out of the first boot and tossed it in the corner, startling Daisy.