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Chapters (58)
  1. Cover
  2. Praise for Abbi Waxman and her novels
  3. Berkley Titles by Abbi Waxman
  4. Dedication
  5. Epigraph
  6. Summer
  7. ONE
  8. TWO
  9. THREE
  10. FOUR
  11. FIVE
  12. SIX
  13. SEVEN
  14. EIGHT
  15. NINE
  16. TEN
  17. ELEVEN
  18. TWELVE
  19. THIRTEEN
  20. FOURTEEN
  21. FIFTEEN
  22. SIXTEEN
  23. SEVENTEEN
  24. EIGHTEEN
  25. NINETEEN
  26. TWENTY
  27. TWENTY-ONE
  28. TWENTY-TWO
  29. TWENTY-THREE
  30. TWENTY-FOUR
  31. TWENTY-FIVE
  32. TWENTY-SIX
  33. TWENTY-SEVEN
  34. TWENTY-EIGHT
  35. TWENTY-NINE
  36. THIRTY
  37. THIRTY-ONE
  38. THIRTY-TWO
  39. THIRTY-THREE
  40. THIRTY-FOUR
  41. THIRTY-FIVE
  42. THIRTY-SIX
  43. THIRTY-SEVEN
  44. Fall
  45. THIRTY-EIGHT
  46. THIRTY-NINE
  47. FORTY
  48. FORTY-ONE
  49. FORTY-TWO
  50. FORTY-THREE
  51. FORTY-FOUR
  52. FORTY-FIVE
  53. EPILOGUE
  54. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  55. Readers Guide
  56. Questions for Discussion
  57. About the Author
  58. What’s next onyour reading list?

“She has the baby,” said Annabel, who was teetering between wanting to be a kid and wanting to be a teenager, sometimes cycling back and forth many times a day. “You could take the baby.” She looked up at him hopefully. He looked at Lili, who looked at Clare.

Clare looked back at them. “Give me the baby, I’ll keep her busy.”

In the end Lili gave Edward the baby and took Clare off to get her face painted, which didn’t seem to be what Annabel had had in mind, but she accepted it. The baby was asleep, anyway, despite the sonic wall of toddler meltdowns.

Laura was sitting near Annabel and unexpectedly glimpsed Bob between the crowds of kids and parents. He was talking to a tall, beautiful woman who was holding his hands and smiling at him with a great deal of affection. Who was this chick? Not that it mattered, or was any of her business.

Taking a breath and exercising restraint, Laura looked over at the baby. “How old is she?”

“Six weeks,” said Edward, smiling down at the oblivious baby. “Her name is Tess. She smiled the other day.” He looked at Annabel, who looked up at him. “She smiled at you, didn’t she, Bel?”

Annabel looked at Laura and Nina, who was also sitting there.

“She had gas,” she said, and returned to her book.

•   •   •

Eventually Clare and Lili reappeared, and Nina got bossy about leaving.

“You don’t understand,” she said to Laura. “One minute it’s all adorable empty streets except for really little kids who will be going to bed shortly, and ten minutes later it’s Mardi Gras without the drunken girls showing their tits.”

“Is it unsafe?”

Nina looked surprised. “Oh, no! It’s totally safe, it’s just solid people from one side of the street to the other, which is literally the backdrop to my nightmares.”

“Really?” said Laura. “My nightmares are always about my accident, or a giant multiheaded spider who wants to wrap me up and suck my juices.”

Everyone stared at her.

“Dude,” said Clare, melted chocolate on her chin, “that’s some dark thoughts right there.”

Edward and Lili were heading to a local family restaurant that had fed more plain pasta and cheese to the children of Larchmont and the surrounding areas than you could ever imagine, and invited the three friends to join them.

Lili, bouncing up and down like you do when you have a baby in a carrier, explained, “We like to pretend we’re feeding the kids so they won’t eat too much candy, but we’re actually having a glass of wine to fortify ourselves before hitting the streets.”

“I can’t,” said Polly regretfully. “I have three parties to go to, and I want to hit the middle one during a very particular window.”

Nina also shook her head. “Can’t. I need to get inside before the screaming teens arrive.”