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Chapters (58)
  1. Cover
  2. Praise for Abbi Waxman and her novels
  3. Berkley Titles by Abbi Waxman
  4. Dedication
  5. Epigraph
  6. Summer
  7. ONE
  8. TWO
  9. THREE
  10. FOUR
  11. FIVE
  12. SIX
  13. SEVEN
  14. EIGHT
  15. NINE
  16. TEN
  17. ELEVEN
  18. TWELVE
  19. THIRTEEN
  20. FOURTEEN
  21. FIFTEEN
  22. SIXTEEN
  23. SEVENTEEN
  24. EIGHTEEN
  25. NINETEEN
  26. TWENTY
  27. TWENTY-ONE
  28. TWENTY-TWO
  29. TWENTY-THREE
  30. TWENTY-FOUR
  31. TWENTY-FIVE
  32. TWENTY-SIX
  33. TWENTY-SEVEN
  34. TWENTY-EIGHT
  35. TWENTY-NINE
  36. THIRTY
  37. THIRTY-ONE
  38. THIRTY-TWO
  39. THIRTY-THREE
  40. THIRTY-FOUR
  41. THIRTY-FIVE
  42. THIRTY-SIX
  43. THIRTY-SEVEN
  44. Fall
  45. THIRTY-EIGHT
  46. THIRTY-NINE
  47. FORTY
  48. FORTY-ONE
  49. FORTY-TWO
  50. FORTY-THREE
  51. FORTY-FOUR
  52. FORTY-FIVE
  53. EPILOGUE
  54. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  55. Readers Guide
  56. Questions for Discussion
  57. About the Author
  58. What’s next onyour reading list?

Nina immediately understood. “Sorry,” she said. “I do sympathize, I’m totally aware that I’m a bit over the top this morning.” She looked at Polly, who was leaning against the sink eating a bagel and occasionally shaking it over her shoulder to loosen the crumbs. “You know how I get.”

Polly chewed her bagel, then said, “We usually cut her off after two cups at the store, but this being a Sunday, she had no structure in place.” She shrugged. “I’m going to keep my head down and pray for your kidneys.”

“Caffeine is processed by the liver,” replied Nina.

“I’ll expand my prayer coverage.”

Laura looked at the bagels. They did look delicious, but she went to the fridge instead. She pulled out unsweetened Greek yogurt and berries, then added granola and finished it with a drizzle of raw honey.

Everyone else had fallen silent as she did this, and eventually she lifted her eyes from her breakfast and said, “What?”

Polly swallowed. “We’re all eating bagels and you’re making us feel bad by choosing something healthier.”

Laura shrugged. “Look, I grew up in a kitchen with a metal sign that said ‘If it isn’t bacon, it isn’t breakfast!’ ” She took a mouthful of yogurt and honey and spoke around it. “California is supporting my healthier habits, and I’m fine with that.” She shrugged. “Sorry not sorry.”

Maggie, who had balanced smoked salmon, capers, onions, and tomatoes on a bagel half and then successfully eaten the whole thing without losing a single element, nodded. “Los Angeles changes people, what can you do?”

Nina stared at them and then blurted out, “Did you know that capers are actually little flower buds and are stuffed with antioxidants?”

“Is this on the test?” asked Polly.

•   •   •

An hour later Nina was looking at Laura with such anticipation it hurt. They were still in the kitchen, still sitting around the table, but with only half an onion bagel left. Herbert had his eye on it and Daisy would have, too, if she’d been able to see the top of the counter.

“Can we stop yet?” asked Laura. “I really want to swim.” She’d run out and purchased a regular swimsuit on Friday and was keen to try it out.

“Not yet,” said Nina. “You’re doing so well.”

“I didn’t get any of the movie ones,” said Laura, sighing. “How is that doing well?”

Nina took a breath. “Firstly, we don’t need help with movie trivia, I was simply checking the range of your knowledge.” She paused, and was clearly torn between good manners and curiosity. “Can I ask . . . did you grow up without cable?”

Laura reached for a banana and peeled it. “We had cable, but we only watched documentaries and approved movies.”

“Shocking,” breathed Polly, who was still recovering from the discovery that Laura had never seen Saved by the Bell.