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Contents ( 42)
  1. Copyright
  2. Contents
  3. CHAPTER ONE
  4. CHAPTER TWO
  5. CHAPTER THREE
  6. CHAPTER FOUR
  7. CHAPTER FIVE
  8. CHAPTER SIX
  9. CHAPTER SEVEN
  10. CHAPTER EIGHT
  11. CHAPTER NINE
  12. CHAPTER TEN
  13. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  14. CHAPTER TWELVE
  15. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  16. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  17. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  18. CHAPTER SIXTEEN
  19. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
  20. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
  21. CHAPTER NINETEEN
  22. CHAPTER TWENTY
  23. CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
  24. CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
  25. CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE
  26. CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR
  27. CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE
  28. CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX
  29. CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN
  30. CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT
  31. CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE
  32. CHAPTER THIRTY
  33. CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE
  34. CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO
  35. CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE
  36. CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR
  37. CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE
  38. CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX
  39. CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN
  40. CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT
  41. PRESS RELEASE
  42. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

Anderson, Anderson. Reena wracked her brain. She grinned when she remembered. “Tic Tac ears!”

Shayne laughed, returning to the table. “I’ve seen him three times this week. And not just booty calls either. We had lunch today. Lunch. A brightly lit, fully clothed date at one of those corporate grain-bowl situations downtown.” Shayne sighed happily. “He is the absolute sweetest man I have ever met. He’s like saltwater taffy, all sweet and innocent, and … squishy. I hate corrupting him, but he is starved for a little corruption.” Shayne smiled wistfully. “Anyway, at lunch he told me something very interesting, Reena.”

Crap. About the contest, no doubt. Maybe the deadline was extended. Reena had no intention of telling them that she and Nadim had made a video while drunk. She had done a great job of putting that whole episode out of her mind. “Yes, about that contest, it’s just not something I’m interested in doing.”

“No interest at all?”

“None.”

Shayne smiled. “Okay, then maybe you can explain to me how your name ended up on the list of finalists?”

Holy shit. Reena’s hand shot to her mouth.

Marley grabbed her arm. “You entered? Why didn’t you tell us?”

“I didn’t enter!” Reena said.

“Then how are you a finalist?” Shayne asked. “Cooking videos don’t just make themselves.”

Reena winced. “I’m not a finalist! Tic Tac Ears is mistaken.”

Shayne shook his head. “Nope. At lunch Anderson told me he saw the name Reena on the list of finalists. He remembered your first name from when I asked him about it. I got him to double-check the last name when he was back at work, and yup. Reena Manji. Of course, I swore to him I wouldn’t tell you, but here we are.”

Reena cringed. “There’s no way … We didn’t enter the video …”

Shayne looked at her with a wide grin. “So, you did make a video then? We need details. Who was your husband?”

The sound of bagpipes filled the room. Reena had a text. She put down her chicken and wiped her hands before checking it.

Nadim: I’ve been sneezing all week. Thank you.

Crap. He did remember she existed. She ignored the message and put her phone facedown near her plate.

“Honestly, Shayne,” Reena said, “it was silly. I was drunk when we made the video. But I can’t be a finalist. I didn’t actually enter it … ” Then again, she didn’t remember much from the end of the evening.

Another text. She flipped the phone over to look.

Nadim: And I have a newfound love of gin gimlets. You are rubbing off on me.

Reena couldn’t let this go. “One minute, guys, I need to answer this.”

Reena: World consumption of gin has risen steadily for the last couple of years. It is predicted it will surpass bourbon as the hipster’s drink of choice. So, not my fault.

Nadim: And the cold? You going to take responsibility for that?

Reena: It’s cold and flu season in Canada, and your African/ British immunity is not prepared for hard-ass germs. Also not my fault.