Annie’s composure was lost to the wind as soon as she got out of the car. She hugged them each in turn, and they mocked her tears, as she’d known they would. On the back seat of Peter’s car, she saw her patchwork quilt, the bread maker, the slow cooker, and her red enamel Le Creuset casserole dish: beloved things she’d reluctantly had to leave behind due to lack of space in her car.

“How did you—” Annie began.

“We spent the night with Dad,” said Peter. “Got a takeaway after service. He helped us pack your things.”

“Really?” said Annie.

“I think he’s trying to be a gracious loser,” said Alex.

“I see,” said Annie, instantly suspicious.

“How on earth did you find this place?” asked Alex. “It’s in the middle of bloody nowhere.”

“Don’t you like it?” asked Annie, turning away from the wind and pulling her hair into a ponytail.

“He’s craggy because there were no independent cafés open for him to get an artisan coffee,” Peter mocked.

“You can’t walk twenty paces in Soho without finding somewhere that serves coffee at any time of the day,” said Alex.

“We managed to find a Costa open in Dover,” said Peter. “I thought Alex was going to weep with relief.”

“I can’t deal with morning without at least a double-shot macchiato inside me,” said Alex. “And since someone had taken the coffee machine”—Alex looked pointedly from Annie to the sleek black-and-silver machine on the back seat of her car—“I had to make do with some instant shite that Dad found in the back of the cupboard.”

Peter raised his eyebrows.

“Looks like someone needs another coffee,” he said.

“When did my babies become such big-city sophisticates?” Annie asked. “Whatever happened to the little boys who liked to dance around the living room to ‘Livin’ La Vida Loca’ in their Ninja Turtle underpants?”

“Alex still does,” said Peter.

“At least I wear underwear,” said Alex.

“Okay,” said Annie. “Let’s get this stuff up to the flat, and I’ll make you both some coffee. I haven’t been to the shops yet, so I’ve got no food to offer you, I’m afraid.”

“We bought almond croissants,” said Peter.

“Perfect,” said Annie.

Chapter 14

Woah!” Peter exclaimed as one by one they huffed and puffed into the flat, laden with boxes and bags. The sitting room seemed even smaller with the twins in it. “That view is awesome,” Peter continued.

“Oh my God, Mum,” Alex called from the kitchen. “This kitchen is seriously retro-chic.”

Peter joined him, setting down the coffee machine and plugging it in, while Annie checked the cupboards for mugs.

“Or is it that it hasn’t been decorated since the seventies?” asked Peter.

“You have very little appreciation of style,” said Alex.

“I disagree,” said Peter. “My style is just different to yours.”

“Hobo-chic?” said Alex.