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  1. ALSO BY LAIRD BARRON
  2. CONTENTS
  3. PART I
  4. VALLEY OF THE HORSES’ HEADS
  5. CHAPTER ONE
  6. CHAPTER TWO
  7. CHAPTER THREE
  8. CHAPTER FOUR
  9. CHAPTER FIVE
  10. CHAPTER SIX
  11. CHAPTER SEVEN
  12. CHAPTER EIGHT
  13. CHAPTER NINE
  14. CHAPTER TEN
  15. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  16. CHAPTER TWELVE
  17. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  18. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  19. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  20. PART II
  21. JOHN HENRY IN THE PIT
  22. CHAPTER SIXTEEN
  23. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
  24. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
  25. CHAPTER NINETEEN
  26. CHAPTER TWENTY
  27. CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
  28. CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
  29. CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE
  30. CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR
  31. CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE
  32. CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX
  33. PART III
  34. DEATH OF THE STARRY-EYED KID
  35. CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN
  36. CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT
  37. CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE
  38. CHAPTER THIRTY
  39. CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE
  40. CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO
  41. CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE
  42. CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR
  43. CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE
  44. CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX
  45. CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN
  46. PART IV
  47. RAH, RAH! SIS, BOOM, BAH!
  48. CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT
  49. CHAPTER THIRTY-NINE
  50. CHAPTER FORTY
  51. CHAPTER FORTY-ONE
  52. CHAPTER FORTY-TWO
  53. CHAPTER FORTY-THREE
  54. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  55. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  56. What’s next on your reading list?

We watched as Mandibole strode to his car like a businessman late for a meeting. Betty opened a side door. Mandibole, hand over his heart, nodded at me before he climbed inside. The big engine fired up and the Bentley rumbled into the night. I hoped he’d expire on the way to the hospital. Probably too much to ask of the gods.

■■■

Once our enemies were gone, I sprawled on the steps, grateful they were there to keep me from sinking into the earth.

“Goddamn it, Coleridge. You fucking love the hospital, don’t you?”

“It’s a fetish. Blood transfusions and the sound of money flushing down a toilet turn me on.”

“Adeyemi’s money.” He blew a cloud of smoke. “Couldn’t wait half an hour.”

“I couldn’t resist the urge to get stomped by a dancing ventriloquist.”

“Anything broken?”

“My face,” I said.

“I mean, anything important?”

“I can’t tell if the camera is in one piece.” I passed him my belt so he could detach the surveillance camera. “I stashed the big one inside in a cabinet.” My real worry was that despite the cessation of weird electromagnetic effects (I could wear an electronic watch again), the recording might be spoiled.

He apologized for missing the fight—the van’s front tire went flat after the collision and the lugs had proven a real bitch to remove.

“Everything went off without a hitch, eh?” He handed me a rag to sop my bloody nose.

I breathed through my mouth.

“Flawless execution.”

“Of the dumbest idea we’ve ever had.”

■■■

On the way home, I caught my reflection. Now, there was a dude deserving of pity. My swollen face looked as if it had blocked a cast-iron pan in flight. The sleeve on my left arm was heavy with caked blood and required an effort to lift. The rest of me was an orchestra pit of pain getting in tune.

All in all, I felt pretty okay for a guy who’d gotten his ass kicked.

We drove into an abandoned quarry. Lionel transferred the equipment to the Monte Carlo’s trunk. We torched the van and pushed it over a cliff. The sunrise was bloody as it climbed out of the black masses of trees.

We’d briefly discussed the farmhouse showdown. The reappearance of the bone mystified me something fierce. I said as much.

Lionel lit a cigarette.

“Since you mention it. I thought it was a weird trophy, but whatever; you’re a weird dude. You’ve toted that thing around for months.”

My pains were momentarily upstaged by a chill.

“You saw me carrying that bone?”

“On several occasions. The other day, you fished it outta your pocket like car keys. You didn’t really acknowledge it. Held the thing for a few seconds, then dropped it back into your coat.”

“A long-term hypnotic suggestion,” I said.

“I’ll buy that explanation.”

“Holy shit. That creepy magician at Redlick Manor must’ve implanted an autonomic compulsion that I carry the bone, to use it as a weapon under the right circumstances.” Which sounded ludicrous as I said it.