Back Woman with a Secret
Chapters (25)
  1. DEDICATION
  2. SHE’S A WIFE.SHE’S A MOTHER.
  3. SHE ISN’T WHOYOU THINK SHE IS.
  4. MEN SEEKING WOMEN: Looking for a Woman with a Secret
  5. CHAPTER 1
  6. CHAPTER 2
  7. CHAPTER 3
  8. CHAPTER 4
  9. CHAPTER 5
  10. CHAPTER 6
  11. CHAPTER 7
  12. CHAPTER 8
  13. CHAPTER 9
  14. CHAPTER 10
  15. CHAPTER 11
  16. CHAPTER 12
  17. CHAPTER 13
  18. CHAPTER 14
  19. CHAPTER 15
  20. CHAPTER 16
  21. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  22. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  23. ALSO BY SOPHIE HANNAH
  24. CREDITS
  25. About the Publisher

Damon Blundy @blunderfulme
@politixpaula Hypocrite. Your misogyny pours forth, soon as you hear of the death of someone you disapprove of. Never call yourself a feminist again.

Wasim Khalid @waswashere
@politixpaula @blunderfulme Paula, ignore him. He is the cunt to end all cunts.

Damon Blundy @blunderfulme
@politixpaula @waswashere Christ, the misogyny on here’s unbelievable. I thought I was a sexist shit. Feel like Emmeline Pankhurst compared to you lot!

Paula Riddiough @politixpaula
@waswashere I will take your advice and ignore him!

Wasim Khalid @waswashere
@politixpaula Haha, yeh, he’s a bitter twat! You are one amazing lady, btw!

Damon Blundy @blunderfulme
@politixpaula @waswashere More misogynistic language! Paula, any views?

Paula Riddiough @politixpaula
@blunderfulme I don’t condone sexist language, but he’s right about one thing: you’re bitter. And we’re done here.

Damon Blundy @blunderfulme
@politixpaula A Twitter spat with a bitter twat? No better spat. No, that’s where it’s at. (To misquote Julia Donaldson.)

Paula Riddiough @politixpaula
@blunderfulme Very good. I’m so very impressed by how clever you are.

Damon Blundy @blunderfulme
@politixpaula I notice you haven’t criticized @waswashere directly for his appallingly misogynistic language. Can’t bear to criticize a fan? Hypocrite.

Paula Riddiough @politixpaula
@blunderfulme Do fuck off, Damon.

Damon Blundy @blunderfulme
@politixpaula Once there was a dish and her name was Riddiough. / She had the blinkered mindset of a left-wing twit / But Riddy was a bird . . .

Damon Blundy @blunderfulme
@politixpaula . . . who inflamed imaginations. / She talked pure rubbish but she looked well fit.

Paula Riddiough @politixpaula
@blunderfulme Once again: fuck off, Little Johnny Tory.

Wasim Khalid @waswashere
@politixpaula @blunderfulme You tell him, sweetheart!

Damon Blundy @blunderfulme
@politixpaula @waswashere He’s calling you sweetheart now, Paula—any thoughts? Bit sexist, no?

Paula Riddiough @politixpaula
@blunderfulme A former MP took a look online. / She spotted the rage of a right-wing swine. / Why are you trolling me, tedious louse? . . .

Paula Riddiough @politixpaula
@blunderfulme . . . Go and spout bile in your Hicksville house.

Damon Blundy @blunderfulme
@politixpaula That’s terribly kind, but I can’t for a bit. / I’m busy exposing a hypocrite.

Damon Blundy @blunderfulme
@politixpaula (A hypocrite? What’s a hypocrite?) / A hypocrite? Why, Riddiough is it.

Coffee and Biscuits @coffeebiscuits
@politixpaula Hicksville? Charming! Fine way to talk about your former constituency!

Damon Blundy @blunderfulme
@politixpaula She has terrible friends with risible views / And visible cleavage on Channel Four News . . .

Damon Blundy @blunderfulme
@politixpaula . . . Why am I hounding her? Well, she cried, “Witch!” / And her favorite phrase is “Tax the rich.”

Alleviate Suffering @thealleviator
@politixpaula @blunderfulme Jesus, what a pair of exhibitionist narcissists! Fuck the both of yous.

(I love that contribution from Alleviate Suffering at the end there. It quite made my day.)