Chapters (25)
- DEDICATION
- SHE’S A WIFE.SHE’S A MOTHER.
- SHE ISN’T WHOYOU THINK SHE IS.
- MEN SEEKING WOMEN: Looking for a Woman with a Secret
- CHAPTER 1
- CHAPTER 2
- CHAPTER 3
- CHAPTER 4
- CHAPTER 5
- CHAPTER 6
- CHAPTER 7
- CHAPTER 8
- CHAPTER 9
- CHAPTER 10
- CHAPTER 11
- CHAPTER 12
- CHAPTER 13
- CHAPTER 14
- CHAPTER 15
- CHAPTER 16
- ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
- ABOUT THE AUTHOR
- ALSO BY SOPHIE HANNAH
- CREDITS
- About the Publisher
Damon Blundy @blunderfulme
@politixpaula Hypocrite. Your misogyny pours forth, soon as you hear of the death of someone you disapprove of. Never call yourself a feminist again.
Wasim Khalid @waswashere
@politixpaula @blunderfulme Paula, ignore him. He is the cunt to end all cunts.
Damon Blundy @blunderfulme
@politixpaula @waswashere Christ, the misogyny on here’s unbelievable. I thought I was a sexist shit. Feel like Emmeline Pankhurst compared to you lot!
Paula Riddiough @politixpaula
@waswashere I will take your advice and ignore him!
Wasim Khalid @waswashere
@politixpaula Haha, yeh, he’s a bitter twat! You are one amazing lady, btw!
Damon Blundy @blunderfulme
@politixpaula @waswashere More misogynistic language! Paula, any views?
Paula Riddiough @politixpaula
@blunderfulme I don’t condone sexist language, but he’s right about one thing: you’re bitter. And we’re done here.
Damon Blundy @blunderfulme
@politixpaula A Twitter spat with a bitter twat? No better spat. No, that’s where it’s at. (To misquote Julia Donaldson.)
Paula Riddiough @politixpaula
@blunderfulme Very good. I’m so very impressed by how clever you are.
Damon Blundy @blunderfulme
@politixpaula I notice you haven’t criticized @waswashere directly for his appallingly misogynistic language. Can’t bear to criticize a fan? Hypocrite.
Paula Riddiough @politixpaula
@blunderfulme Do fuck off, Damon.
Damon Blundy @blunderfulme
@politixpaula Once there was a dish and her name was Riddiough. / She had the blinkered mindset of a left-wing twit / But Riddy was a bird . . .
Damon Blundy @blunderfulme
@politixpaula . . . who inflamed imaginations. / She talked pure rubbish but she looked well fit.
Paula Riddiough @politixpaula
@blunderfulme Once again: fuck off, Little Johnny Tory.
Wasim Khalid @waswashere
@politixpaula @blunderfulme You tell him, sweetheart!
Damon Blundy @blunderfulme
@politixpaula @waswashere He’s calling you sweetheart now, Paula—any thoughts? Bit sexist, no?
Paula Riddiough @politixpaula
@blunderfulme A former MP took a look online. / She spotted the rage of a right-wing swine. / Why are you trolling me, tedious louse? . . .
Paula Riddiough @politixpaula
@blunderfulme . . . Go and spout bile in your Hicksville house.
Damon Blundy @blunderfulme
@politixpaula That’s terribly kind, but I can’t for a bit. / I’m busy exposing a hypocrite.
Damon Blundy @blunderfulme
@politixpaula (A hypocrite? What’s a hypocrite?) / A hypocrite? Why, Riddiough is it.
Coffee and Biscuits @coffeebiscuits
@politixpaula Hicksville? Charming! Fine way to talk about your former constituency!
Damon Blundy @blunderfulme
@politixpaula She has terrible friends with risible views / And visible cleavage on Channel Four News . . .
Damon Blundy @blunderfulme
@politixpaula . . . Why am I hounding her? Well, she cried, “Witch!” / And her favorite phrase is “Tax the rich.”
Alleviate Suffering @thealleviator
@politixpaula @blunderfulme Jesus, what a pair of exhibitionist narcissists! Fuck the both of yous.
(I love that contribution from Alleviate Suffering at the end there. It quite made my day.)