“Mom dropped me off because she had to run an errand quickly. She told me to let you know I was here.” She flashes an innocent smile, and I want to curse my sister out right now.

“Oh, alright. Well, let’s give Everleigh some privacy to finish her bath. Wanna play with Sassy outside?” I suggest.

“Yeah! C’mon, Sas!” she calls out, and the dog goes chasing after her.

“I cannot believe a five-year-old just cock blocked me,” I murmur when we’re finally alone again.

Everleigh holds up the bullet with a naughty grin. “Sorry to hear that. I’m gonna finish, then get dressed.”

“No.” I quickly swipe it from her grip, and she squeals in protest. “You don’t come without me. If I’m suffering with blue balls, so are you.”

“That’s not fair! I was in here minding my own damn business when you interrupted, and now you’ve stolen my orgasm.” She crosses her arms over her chest and pouts. “Hand it over.”

“It’ll make an appearance later with the lube.” I back up to the door and wave it in the air as I leave. “But for now, he’s going into hiding.”

“Archer Boone! Get back here!” she screams. I laugh as I hide it in the freezer. If she wants it, she’ll have to deal with it freezing her clit off.

“What’s Aunt Everleigh yelling for?” Sadie asks when she returns with Sassy.

“Don’t worry, sweetie, she’s fine. Are you excited that Santa’s coming tonight?”

“Do you think he knows I’m here? I didn’t get a chance to send him a letter with our new address before we moved.” Her sad expression pulls at my heartstrings.

“Oh, honey, you don’t have to worry about that. He knows exactly where you are! You’re gonna wake up tomorrow and have a ton of presents under the tree,” I confirm.

“Yay!” She wraps her arms around me. “Thanks, Uncle Archer.”

“You’re welcome, Sadie.” She runs off, and Sassy follows her.

Moments later, Everleigh walks out with a towel wrapped around her body and a scowl on her face. “That was mean.”

I smack her ass and wink. “It was for your own good, baby. The anticipation of getting the orgasm of a lifetime will make it that much hotter.”

She rolls her eyes, then walks past me to our room. She looks at me over her shoulder and glares.

“Love you!” I say with a chuckle.

She flips me the bird, and I blow her a kiss.