Back Tough Cookie

His green eyes searched mine. "Hey, Miss G., y'know how many prowlers I've wrecked?" The slight scent of his aftershave made me shiver. . . . Whose idea was it to have dinner before you went to bed?

I said, "Is this a statistic that's going to upset me?"

"Six wrecked. Four totaled."

"Ah."

"What are you making there, Queen of Cream?"

"Marmalade Mogul Muffins," I said happily. That was the thing about Tom: You never could stay in a sad mood for very long when he was determined to cheer you up. I removed halibut steaks from our freezer while Tom sautéed the ground beef for his Mexican appetizer. Then I pulled my zester over plump oranges, whirred the fragrant strands of zest in a small electric grinder, and measured out thick, best-quality marmalade.

"Mind if we invite Marla over?" I asked. "All this back and forth to the ski area, I haven't seen or talked to her. She loves halibut."

"Okay," he said as he stirred picante sauce into the lake of melted cheese and browned beef. "Only tell her not to come until six, I need to talk to you first."

"Sounds sexy. I need to talk to you, too. Suppose we could do it somewhere else?"

He grinned. "Later. Call Marla - " At that moment Arch screamed from upstairs that he wanted to know who had ruined his experiment! I called back that I had, because he'd left it where someone could trip over it in the hallway. I was rewarded with a slammed door. I sighed. Well, we could all make up at dinner. Hopefully, Tom's queso dip would smooth over my son's mood.

"Call Marla," Tom said calmly, "then I'll tell you about this artist who filed a complaint against you today."

"Who did what?"

But Tom was ripping open a bag of chips. I phoned Marla, who declared she was famished, thank you very much, and what kind of wine should she bring to go with the halibut? Not that she could drink any, but maybe Tom and I would, she said. I racked my noggin for a stored tidbit of oenophilic advice from Arthur Wakefield, and told her a full-bodied, spicy white. Marla promised she'd be over in twenty minutes, armed with the vino.

Tom asked: "Miss G., did you pretend to be an undercover cop, and have lunch with a woman named Boots Faraday so you could grill her on the Portman case?"

“Oh, sure, Tom." The oven timer beeped. I gently levered the crispy cookies onto waiting racks, then put in the muffin cups. "I invited Boots Faraday to lunch and said, 'I'm an undercover policewoman. Don't tell anybody. I do have a bunch of questions for you, though. Don't tell anybody that, either.' "

Tom asked, "Want to make a pasta dish to go with the halibut?"