"You're the artist, right?" I blurted out when I arrived at her table. "Boots Faraday, the collage person? This wine and buffet invitation is for you. It's from Arthur Wakefield, but he had to go to Denver. A little problem with Customs."

Intense blue eyes assessed me: Was I friend or foe? I introduced myself and said I was a caterer and personal chef, maybe she'd seen Cooking at the Top! She nodded slightly, and I plunged recklessly on: "I love your work. I've just bought one of your collages for my husband for Christmas. I'd love to hear a bit about how you create your collages. I'll pay for my own meal, of course. Or, do you not like to eat with fans?"

In the face of my obnoxiousness, she stared down at her silverware and ran a long-fingered hand along the knife. Her face remained unreadable.

"It's okay if you don't want to lunch with a stranger," I gushed. "People are always wanting me to talk about recipes. Frankly, I'd rather not talk than hear tales about substituting cooking sherry for Dry Sack - "

She lifted her eyes at that, and smiled, Mona Lisa-ish. "You're the one with the eggshells in the cookies." Her voice was deep and pleasant. "I saw the show." She paused. "The annual fund-raiser in memory of Nate Bullock is very dear to my heart."

I placed the wine on the table. "Oh, really? How I come?"

Arthur probably told you Nate Bullock and I were good friends."

"That Arthur! No, he didn't mention it."

Boots glanced out the window again. Was she looking for someone? "I thought my old friendship with Nate Bullock was the reason Arthur asked me to do some collages for the set." She turned back and regarded me. Her formidable blue eyes were clouded, inscrutable. "You can sit down."

Her table afforded a panoramic view of the base of Killdeer Mountain. The investigators must have finished, for skiers and snowboarders now raced down the runs. When our waitress shuffled up, 1 ordered while Boots tucked the wine bottle into her large leather handbag. Boots said, "Ditto," to a Chicken Caesar Salad. Not sure where to start with her, I launched us into an emotionally flat exchange of pleasantries about food, wine, and living in Killdeer.

Boots seemed enigmatic, almost on her guard. Maybe it was because she was famous and met adoring fans all the time. I gabbled on, pretending not to notice. By the time we were taking dainty bites of crisp romaine lettuce sprinkled with hot grilled chicken, freshly grated Parmesan, and butter-sautéed croutons, every innocuous subject had been exhausted.

I moved my plate aside. Now or never. How to broach the subject of Doug Portman without seeming nosy? On the other hand, I'd probably already hit the top of the Intrusivity Chart by crashing her lunch.

"The collage I bought was 'Spring Detritus,' " I began. "And I've seen your work allover. Being in a small town like Killdeer, was it hard to establish an art-making career?"