"Look, Arthur, can I do anything else for you? Since we're not going over the menu, I have until two. Why not let me help you?"

"I have to deliver these wines to people coming to the buffet."

"Let's see." I set aside the wines sheet and frowned at the list of guests. "Boots Faraday," I mused aloud.

"Boots is very well known in the Killdeer arts community."

"Sure, I know." That's why I wanted to weasel my way into her affections, I added mentally, because she was so well known with the local artsy-craftsy crowd. She might know more about Doug Portman than I'd ever learn from Arthur. I also wanted to find out what she was doing at the bistro the day of Doug's death. "Boots Faraday," I repeated pleasantly, as if the artist and I were big buds. "I bought one of her works for my husband for Christmas. I saw her up at the bistro before we started our show on Friday. I just didn't get a chance to say hello."

"Ah," he said, visibly relaxing. "So you know Boots, then."

"Not intimately - "

He waved this away. "All right, you know Mountain Man Wines in town?" I murmured that I would find it. "They'll do these deliveries. Have them send me a bill."

I nodded and asked, "How about the one for Boots? Can I take it to her?"

He shrugged. "She usually has lunch at the Gorge-at-the-Gondola Cafe, know it?"

"I can find it. Happy to be your wine courier, Arthur."

"Great. Here's the guest list and a general list of food for the buffet, then. Remember. . ." He blushed. "I . . . want the guests to think I did most of the cooking myself. So whatever you choose to prepare, make it something that I can very obviously be finishing when they get here." I shot him a serious look. "I just need; them to think I'm a great cook, that's all. I'll say you! helped me, don't worry."

"No problem, Arthur. I'll even write out the directions on a tiny piece of paper and you can eat that when your doorbell rings."

His smile was mirthless. "Good thing I've been working with you all this time. I'm used to your sense of humor." I repressed a sigh and thought, Ditto, brother. I tucked both lists into my notebook. "With any luck," he added wearily, "I'll have the wines this afternoon. We can discuss the dishes themselves tomorrow. That won't be too late, will it?"

"Of course not." Never tell clients the problems they're causing you, even if you long to strangle them for their sudden changes of plans. As he packed up the wine-invitations, I said, "There's dinner in the refrigerator for you, Arthur. Gift from me. Instructions are on the counter."

"Okay, thanks." He spoke with more fatigue than gratitude. He glanced at the paper on the counter, then gave me a curious look. "That's what you did while I was changing? Wrote out all those instructions?"