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Chapters (38)
  1. Title Page
  2. Copyright Notice
  3. Dedication
  4. CHAPTER 1
  5. CHAPTER 2
  6. CHAPTER 3
  7. CHAPTER 4
  8. CHAPTER 5
  9. CHAPTER 6
  10. CHAPTER 7
  11. CHAPTER 8
  12. CHAPTER 9
  13. CHAPTER 10
  14. CHAPTER 11
  15. CHAPTER 12
  16. CHAPTER 13
  17. CHAPTER 14
  18. CHAPTER 15
  19. CHAPTER 16
  20. CHAPTER 17
  21. CHAPTER 18
  22. CHAPTER 19
  23. CHAPTER 20
  24. CHAPTER 21
  25. CHAPTER 22
  26. CHAPTER 23
  27. CHAPTER 24
  28. CHAPTER 25
  29. CHAPTER 26
  30. CHAPTER 27
  31. CHAPTER 28
  32. CHAPTER 29
  33. CHAPTER 30
  34. CHAPTER 31
  35. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  36. Also by Melonie Johnson
  37. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  38. Newsletter Sign-up

Chocolate ice cream rained down, splattering across Luke’s face and chest. He blinked. Shook himself. Then glared skyward and shouted, “You evil air weasel!”

“At least it’s not poop this time,” Julia offered.

He groaned, eyeing the damage. “This is one of my favorite shirts.”

“A Pac-Man fan, huh?” She reached out and dabbed at a streak of chocolate on his cheek.

“Yes,” he grumbled. “And I refuse to be embarrassed about it.”

“Why should you be?” she asked, wiping away another smear. His skin was warm beneath her thumb. “I like Pac-Man.”

“You do?” He eyed her suspiciously, shoulders stiffening as if he was bracing for her to make fun of him.

“I do. Who doesn’t like Pac-Man?” She smiled gently as the tension eased from his body.

“What’s the highest level you’ve ever gotten to?”

“Um … it’s been years since I actually played,” she admitted. “How many levels are there?”

“Two hundred and fifty-five.” He paused. “Technically, there are two hundred and fifty-six, but there’s a glitch on the last level that turns it into a kill screen.”

“Well, as much as I played, I never made it even close to that far, trust me.” She shrugged, tracing one toe in the sand. “I spent a lot of time on military bases when I was a kid. The day care or summer camp or whatever program my parents stuck me in always had some old video games. Usually Pac-Man and Frogger.”

“I’m guessing you were probably bored, but I would have loved it,” Luke admitted. “Sorry about your ice cream.” He held out the drooping remnants of his own melting cone. “Do you want mine?”

“Um, I’m good, thanks.” Even as she said it, the cone collapsed, landing in a soggy pile of goo at Luke’s feet.

Julia bit her lip, trying hard to suppress the bubble of laughter rising in her throat.

Luke lost it first. A rumble of laughter in his chest expanded outward. When he finally caught his breath, he snarled, “I’m going to kill that winged demon.”

“I don’t believe you’re the kind of person who would commit avicide.” Julia shook her head, laughing so hard tears were forming.

He stared at her, nonplussed.

“That’s a fancy word for killing birds,” she added, suppressing another burst of laughter at his distinct lack of amusement.

“Yeah, I kind of figured that one out.” He wiped at his shirt, which only smeared the chocolate more, giving Pac-Man a handlebar mustache.

Julia burst into giggles again.

“You don’t think I’ll do it, but I will. I’ll assassinate that thieving little jerk, and then I’ll stuff him and give him to you as a present. You like stuffed animals, right?”

“Not real ones!” Julia wheezed. She was going to get the hiccups.