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DEIRDRE and POLLY.
DEIRDRE I’m going to hospital on Monday.
POLLY Nothing serious?
DEIRDRE No not at all but I’ve got to swallow a tube.
POLLY I could go with you if you like.
DEIRDRE No, it’s nothing, I’ve done it before. You can do it with drugs or without.
POLLY With.
DEIRDRE I did do with the first time, I wasn’t given a choice, but last time they said it only takes a couple of minutes do you want to try without. I said how often do people do that and they said about fifty fifty and I said and what do they say about it afterwards and they said oh they’re fine about it, honestly, but of course if you haven’t anything to do this afternoon and don’t mind being drugged up – so put like that of course it was a challenge.
POLLY And was it horrible?
DEIRDRE The worst bit’s when it goes over the throat. You have to keep breathing deeply, like being in labour except not. But everything taking second place to your body. And when it’s over you feel terrific. I walked home because I’d got a whole extra afternoon but that was stupid because I got exhausted because I hadn’t eaten or drunk anything since half past seven. And of course at the time I thought it was good not putting poison in my body but afterwards I thought they were just trying to save money.
POLLY Of course they were. Didn’t you realise that?
DEIRDRE So maybe on Monday I’ll have the drugs.
POLLY I’d definitely have the drugs.
DEIRDRE I probably will. Yes I think I’ll definitely go for the drugs.

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