Back This Excellent Machine
Chapters (16)
  1. Cover
  2. About the author
  3. Title page
  4. Epigraphs
  5. Prologue
  6. January
  7. February
  8. March
  9. April
  10. May
  11. June
  12. July
  13. August
  14. September
  15. October
  16. Wakefield Press

‘Like that?’

‘The wind, over centuries.’

‘I reckon someone did it.’

‘Who’d do it? Who’d want the top of a hill?’

Niggles, minor arguments, silence. Even this morning, as we woke to a chorus of suffocated farts, Pop saying, ‘Come on you lot, we gotta get going.’

‘What’s the time?’ Ernie had asked.

‘Six.’

‘Why so early?’

‘I told you, six hundred kilometres before lunch.’

‘Nother half-hour?’

‘No, up.’

‘Seig fuckin’ heil.’

Pop had thrown a pillow at him. ‘If you want we can put you on a bus home. It’s not too late.’

Showers, rolled swags, me and Pop packing the trailer, and Pop saying, ‘Some bastard’s stolen the camp oven.’ We’d searched, but it had gone. Pop: ‘Miserable fuckin’ dump of a town. One night and they’ve gone through our stuff.’ But there’d been more. Some of the food, including the dry goods. So, we’d had to stop at Coles on the way out of town, all of the time Pop saying, ‘Dump like this. You’d think they’d just dynamite it, and plough it inta the ground.’

Pop was still studying directions, occasionally surveying the flatness, and returning to latitude and longitude.

‘Nice to have the Rosies back,’ Peter said.

Ern didn’t respond. He was working on a crossword, licking his pencil, writing and scribbling out.

‘Long time,’ I said.

‘Guess they thought it was time to face the music.’

Pop looked up, like we’d said it about him. Then returned.

‘Musta had bad memories,’ Peter said.

‘Vicky told me Tina didn’t want to come home, but she made her. She couldn’t stand the place they lived in.’

‘Good-lookin’ kid,’ Ernie said. ‘If I was fifty years younger … You should try yer luck, Clem.’

‘Too busy with study.’

‘Bullshit. I seen yers, goin’ round the shop together.’

‘Doesn’t mean I’m tryin’ my luck.’

‘Doesn’t mean yer not. You could do a lot worse.’

‘We’re just friends.’

They laughed. Ernie said, ‘Friends, eh?’

‘Friends.’

‘That’s how me and Ida started, friends. Her parents had a shop and I’d go in twice a day, spend all me money on smokes. Then when I worked out I couldn’t afford to keep doin’ it I said, Well, Ida, you probably noticed I smoke too much. The fact is, I never touched fags before I met you, and I can’t afford to keep it up. So how’s about we go see a movie together?’

‘That’s how it started?’ Peter asked.

‘Yep. We went to see this Clark Gable film, which was horrible, last one I ever saw, and halfway through she’s snoring.’

Peter, doubting. ‘Snoring?’

‘And I’m thinkin’, Should I just get up and go?’

‘You didn’t?’ I asked.

‘Oath, I’d paid. Went inta her shop the next day and she wouldn’t talk to me. Another five years before I went in again, and she’s still there, and I said, You forgiven me yet? And she said, Just about, and it was all on again.’