Papa-Daddy woke up with this horrible yell and right there without moving an inch he tried to turn Uncle Rondo against me. I heard every word he said. Oh, he told Uncle Rondo I didn’t learn to read till I was eight years old and he didn’t see how in the world I ever got the mail put up at the P.O., much less read it all, and he said if Uncle Rondo could only fathom the lengths he had gone to to get me that job! And he said on the other hand he thought Stella-Rondo had a brilliant mind and deserved credit for getting out of town. All the time he was just lying there swinging as pretty as you please and looping out his beard, and poor Uncle Rondo was pleading with him to slow down the hammock, it was making him as dizzy as a witch to watch it. But that’s what Papa-Daddy likes about a hammock. So Uncle Rondo was too dizzy to get turned against me for the time being. He’s Mama’s only brother and is a good case of a one-track mind. Ask anybody. A certified pharmacist.

Just then I heard Stella-Rondo raising the upstairs window. While she was married she got this peculiar idea that it’s cooler with the windows shut and locked. So she has to raise the window before she can make a soul hear her outdoors.

So she raises the window and says, “Oh!” You would have thought she was mortally wounded.

Uncle Rondo and Papa-Daddy didn’t even look up, but kept right on with what they were doing. I had to laugh.

I flew up the stairs and threw the door open! I says, “What in the wide world’s the matter, Stella-Rondo? You mortally wounded?”

“No,” she says, “I am not mortally wounded but I wish you would do me the favor of looking out that window there and telling me what you see.”

So I shade my eyes and look out the window.

“I see the front yard,” I says.

“Don’t you see any human beings?” she says.

“I see Uncle Rondo trying to run Papa-Daddy out of the hammock,” I says. “Nothing more. Naturally, it’s so suffocating-hot in the house, with all the windows shut and locked, everybody who cares to stay in their right mind will have to go out and get in the hammock before the Fourth of July is over.”

“Don’t you notice anything different about Uncle Rondo?” asks Stella-Rondo.

“Why, no, except he’s got on some terrible-looking flesh-colored contraption I wouldn’t be found dead in, is all I can see,” I says.