“Won’t a gramophone horn flaring from your dinner jacket spoil the surprise?”
“The horn is made of cardboard. The whole thing folds flat in a little box no bigger than a camera case.”
Archie looked at him with genuine admiration. “You are relentlessly strategic, Isaac.”
“Lillian’s pacing outside the door. You can give her the thumbs-up. It’s in the bag.”
“Is it too early in the morning to drink to your success?”
Bell had already caught the steward’s eye. “Two McEwan’s Exports, please.”
“I’ll be darned,” said Archie, rising to his feet and waving. “That’s Hermann Wagner, the banker. He hosted a dinner for us on our honeymoon in Berlin. Herr Wagner!”
Wagner came over, smiling. Bell noticed the air of the sophisticated Berliner about him, the elegant inverse of his coarse-grained countryman Chimney Baron Karl Schultz. While exchanging passenger chitchat about the rumored rough weather and agreeing that the Mauretania was already pitching heavily for such a long vessel, they were suddenly interrupted by the Earl of Strone heard across the saloon.
“What possible need has Germany for more dreadnoughts?”
“Because now strikes the hour of Germany’s rising power,” replied Schultz, as loudly.
Conversation ceased. Every man in the smoker waited for Lord Strone’s response.
The Briton tugged a watch from his vest. He thumbed it open, peered at the face, and announced to laughter, “The hour, by my timepiece, appears to be half-eleven.”
“I refer to Germany’s achievements,” Karl Schultz replied proudly. “We have surpassed England in the production of coal and steel, and our scientists are dominant in chemicals and electricity. We produce half the world’s electrical equipment. And we have a superior culture of music, poetry, and philosophy.”
Archie’s friend Hermann Wagner interrupted in a gentle voice. “‘Superior’ is perhaps a strong word among shipmates. From strength comes humility.”
“Humility is for fools,” Schultz growled. “We are neither despots like the Russians nor weakling democrats like the French. Our achievements give Germany the right, the duty, the lofty duty, to seek more colonies.”
“Good God, man, you’ve got German East Africa and German South-West Africa. You’ve even got a sliver of Togoland, as I recall. What more do you need?”
“Leopold, king of minuscule Belgium, has the entire Congo. Germany demands her rightful share of Africa. And South America, and the Pacific, and China. England has had too much for too long.”
The earl’s lips tightened, and he started to rise to his feet.
Hermann Wagner intervened, placating him with smiles and pleasantries. Strone settled back down in his chair, harrumphing like an indignant mastiff, “The colonies are already spoken for.”
“Strone’s a darned good actor,” Isaac Bell told Archie.
“Actor? What do you mean?”
“Ten-to-one he’s British Military Intelligence.”
Archie Abbott looked more closely.
“And twenty-to-one,” Bell added, “he’s not retired.”
Archie, who himself would have become an actor if his mother had not forbidden such a leap from society’s bosom, nodded agreement. “No bet.”
The Briton said to the German, “You want war in hopes of grasping the spoils of war.”