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Chapters (38)
  1. Copyright
  2. Prologue
  3. Chapter One
  4. Chapter Two
  5. Chapter Three
  6. Chapter Four
  7. Chapter Five
  8. Chapter Six
  9. Chapter Seven
  10. Chapter Eight
  11. Chapter Nine
  12. Chapter Ten
  13. Chapter Eleven
  14. Chapter Twelve
  15. Chapter Thirteen
  16. Chapter Fourteen
  17. Chapter Fifteen
  18. Chapter Sixteen
  19. Chapter Seventeen
  20. Chapter Eighteen
  21. Chapter Nineteen
  22. Chapter Twenty
  23. Chapter Twenty-One
  24. Chapter Twenty-Two
  25. Chapter Twenty-Three
  26. Chapter Twenty-Four
  27. Chapter Twenty-Five
  28. Chapter Twenty-Six
  29. Chapter Twenty-Seven
  30. Chapter Twenty-Eight
  31. Chapter Twenty-Nine
  32. Discover More
  33. extras
  34. meet the author
  35. A Preview of "The Blade Itself"
  36. Part I
  37. The Survivors
  38. By Andrzej Sapkowski

In which Reynevan and Zawisza the Black of Garbów talk about this and that on the Brzeg highway. Then Reynevan cures Zawisza’s flatulence and Zawisza repays him with valuable lessons from recent history.

Slowing his horse a little, Zawisza the Black of Garbów raised himself up in the saddle and let out a prolonged fart. Then he gave a great sigh, pressed both hands down on his pommel and farted again.

“It’s that cabbage,” he explained as he drew level with Reynevan once more. “One can’t eat so much cabbage at my age. On the bones of Saint Stanisław! When I was young, I could eat a half-gallon of the stuff in no time and it didn’t bother me as long as there was plenty of caraway seed. But now, I barely take a bite and it gurgles in my guts, and the gases—you can see for yourself, lad—are almost rending me asunder. Age is a heavy burden.”

His horse, a mighty black stallion, broke into a thundering run as though raring to charge. The stallion was covered, from tail to nostrils, in a black caparison adorned on its withers with Sulima, the knight’s coat of arms. Reynevan was surprised not to have recognised the famous emblem sooner, the design of which was unusual in Polish heraldry.

“Why so silent?” Zawisza suddenly asked him. “We ride and ride and you’ve spoken barely a dozen words, at best, and then only when pressed. Have I offended you? It’s about Grunwald, isn’t it? Know what, lad? It would be easy for me to say that I couldn’t have killed your father or even crossed swords with him, but I shall not, for t’would be an untruth. That day, on the Dispersion of the Apostles, I killed many men in the utter pandemonium. For it was a battle, and that’s that.”

“My father,” said Reynevan, clearing his throat, “bore on his shield—”

“Coats of arms I do not remember,” Zawisza interrupted bluntly. “In battle they mean nothing to me. What matters is which way a horse’s head is facing. If it’s pointing at mine, I smite, even if the fellow has the Virgin Mary herself on his shield. In any case, when blood sticks to dust, and dust to blood, you can see bugger all anyway. I repeat, Grunwald was a battle. And a battle is a battle. Let’s leave it at that. Don’t take umbrage with me.”

“I am not.”