‘Why is your house a moron?’ Keech asked her.
The woman stared at him in open confusion, then after a moment seemed to recover her senses. She shook her head and stared down at the floor of polished quartz.
‘It thinks all your metalwork is weaponry. Doesn’t realize it’s just to stop you falling apart.’
She grinned at her little joke.
‘You’re Olian Tay,’ said Keech.
‘Yes I am!’ She leapt to her feet and suddenly had a manic look about her.
Keech watched her silently for a moment, before speaking slowly, enunciating every word. ‘You need Dome-grown food. You are going native.’
Tay held her arms out in front of herself and inspected them. ‘Pretty blue,’ she said.
‘Very pretty,’ said Keech, then, ‘I won’t take up too much of your time. I just need information.’
Tay turned and dropped into her seat again. ‘It’s all here; the definitive history of Spatterjay.’ She waved her hand at the screen. ‘But you have to pay.’
‘I’m a wealthy man,’ said Keech. ‘I’ve had money invested for a very long time.’
Tay shook her head. ‘Money money money.’
She shook her head again then stared up into the corner of the ceiling.
‘What do you want?’ he asked.
‘Hungh?’
‘What do you want, I said?’
Tay’s gaze suddenly fixed on him and her soberness returned. ‘You’re right. I need supplements.’
She stood and quickly strode across the room to a cabinet. She opened it and took out a bottle, uncorked it and drank deeply. Draining it completely, she dropped it on the floor, and then, as if forgetting that she was not alone, she dropped on to a sofa, lay back, and closed her eyes. The thick smell of garlic permeated the air.
Keech walked to her and stood over her. She opened her eyes and glared at him.
‘Go away,’ she said. ‘Come back in an hour.’
‘Will your house let me back in?’
‘It will. It knows what you are now.’
‘And what is that?’
‘A cop who won’t even let death stop him from making that last arrest.’
Keech nodded and gave an approximation of a smile. He turned away and headed for the exit, and before he reached it, Tay was already snoring. Taking up his weaponry outside the house, Keech checked off the time in his aug and decided to look around. His patience had been centuries long, and in some places was a matter of legend. Another hour or so would make little difference to his quest. Ten minutes brought him to Tay’s museum of grotesqueries.
At first, Keech thought he was seeing some kind of storage tank half-swamped by dingle. The thing was cylindrical, about ten metres high and three times that in diameter. There were no openings visible to Keech in its dull blued-metal surface until he had walked almost past it. Then he saw an archway nearly concealed by plaits of brown vines which sprouted silvery-green leaves like hatchet blades. He checked the vines for any lurking leeches, turned on the auxiliary light on his laser carbine, and then ducked inside, the guard spheres following like mechanical blowflies. Inside he found he did not need the light on his carbine, as fluorescent light globes were activated by his presence. For a moment, though, he thought he might need the other functions of his carbine.