Back The Sixth Wedding
Chapters (14)
  1. Cover
  2. The Sixth Wedding
  3. Introduction
  4. Cooper
  5. Ursula
  6. Link
  7. Leland
  8. Jake
  9. Fray
  10. Bess
  11. Cooper
  12. Jake
  13. Discover More
  14. About the Author

Coop feels queasy. “I think I’ll go for a swim first, then see if I can handle food.”

“So listen,” Fray says. “I booked a sunset sail on the Endeavor for Leland and me tonight and then I got the two of us a highly sought-after reservation at the Boarding House. I’ve heard their lobster spaghetti absolutely slaps. So I hope that’s cool with you…”

Sunset sail? Lobster spaghetti? What does that mean, it “slaps”? The “for Leland and me” part he understands; Fray and Leland want to go to dinner alone. Coop made a nine thirty reservation for the four of them at Nautilus, but who is he kidding? He’s not up for sitting down to dinner at nine thirty; he’ll fall asleep in his bao buns. He’ll cancel Nautilus. He and Jake can get a pizza and watch college football. He feels a bit bummed that they aren’t doing something all together, but he can’t ignore his relief. He has been set free of expectations.

Coop spends the afternoon waiting for the fog in his head to clear. The swim helps a little and the pillowy omelet that Jake serves him with two pieces of toasted Something Natural herb bread soaks up the beer and the shot of tequila he did the night before. (The tequila had been handed to him by a member of a bachelor party who called him “Pops.”)

He sits on the beach for a while but the sun makes his headache worse. Jake suggests hair of the dog—he’s drinking a Dark and Stormy—but Coop can’t think about alcohol.

Fray and Leland disappear inside and Coop says to Jake, “Did something happen between them?”

“They have a thing,” Jake deadpans. “A thing that refuses to die.”

“Since the mid-eighties,” Coop says. He lowers his voice. “I thought Leland liked women?”

Jake shrugs.

Jake dozes off in his chair and Coop heads inside to grab a Coke, thinking some caffeine might help. He sees Fray and Leland pop out of Mallory’s bedroom all dressed up. “Dressed up” for Fray is jeans and a white button-down shirt that looks like it could have been pulled off the rack at Sears but probably is by an Italian designer and costs eleven hundred dollars. Leland is wearing a fitted black dress; after only one afternoon in the sun, she’s tan.

“Have fun, kids,” Coop says. He is looking at Frazier Dooley and Leland Gladstone in 2023, but he’s also having a flashback to Fray and Leland standing up against the cinderblock wall outside the Calvert Hall boys’ locker room after one of Fray’s lacrosse games. Rumor around the school was that Leland gave him special “favors” if he scored a goal.

“Hey, you can sleep in Link’s room tonight,” Fray says. “I’ve been upgraded.”

Leland kisses Fray’s cheek. “Damn straight.”