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Chapters (45)
  1. Cover
  2. THE
  3. AUTHOR’S NOTE
  4. A SELECTION FROM
  5. ROYAL FAMILY TREE
  6. BEFORE
  7. OAT PORRIDGE
  8. NOW
  9. 1. ROAST PIGEON
  10. 2. LAMB’S HEAD
  11. 3. BREAD
  12. 4. POMEGRANATE
  13. 5. DEER’S HEART
  14. 6. CAKE BREAD
  15. 7. PIG’S HEART
  16. 8. PIGEON PIE
  17. 9. MUTTON CHOP
  18. 10. BITTER GREENS
  19. 11. NEAT’S TONGUE
  20. 12. HUMBLE PIE
  21. 13. BARLEY GRAIN
  22. 14. CROW’S MEAT WITH PLUM
  23. 15. GRAPES
  24. 16. PICKLED CUCUMBER
  25. 17. HIPPOCRAS
  26. 18. SHORTBREAD
  27. 19. KIDNEY PIE
  28. 20. DRIED RAISINS
  29. 21. GARLIC
  30. 22. BRANDY POSSET
  31. 23. SALT
  32. 24. GINGERBREAD
  33. 25. BLACK PUDDING
  34. 26. HONEY CAKE
  35. 27. COCK BRAIN TART
  36. 28. SACK POSSET
  37. 29. MUSTARD SEED
  38. 30. BEEFSTEAK
  39. 31. GRISTLE
  40. 32. FRUMENTY
  41. AFTER
  42. WHIPPED SYLLABUB
  43. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
  44. Praise for The Sin Eater
  45. THE SIN EATER

Our neighbour Bessie would say it’s just the way of queens and kings to make war.

‘But they had a war,’ I once complained to her when I was a girl. ‘My grandsire died in it.’

‘Aye, but that was the old king. He’s gone and left a poor brood. Just the two daughters, Maris and Bethany, and all the land at arms over whose faith is better.’

‘Isn’t it who’s eldest?’

‘Shall you go up to the castle and tell them now? “Excuse me, your graces, the old faith and the new faith are no longer a matter for fighting. Call the royal wet nurse, who was weaned first?”’ Bessie collapsed into giggles with her daughter, Lee. Lee still thinks anything to do with breasts is a laugh, even though she was born a whole year before me.

The faith bit is hard to sort out, but I know this much: the old king started the new faith, and while he was king, everyfolk had to be new faith too. If you were Eucharistian, or old faith, you could be killed. All the old-faith altars were destroyed and prayer beads burned in the rubbish field. But then he died.

Maris, his oldest daughter, was queen next. She was Eucharistian. She made everyfolk go back to the old faith and burned you if you didn’t. She was known as Bloody Maris, even though it should have been Ashes Maris, since folk were burned not bloodied. Twice Queen Maris said that she was with child. And twice no child came. So when she died, her sister, Bethany, became queen. And what faith was she? Why, new faith. So she made everyfolk go back again to the new faith. Back and forth, back and forth. But it was no jest. Purgers came house to house to beat you if you didn’t go along with the new faith. Though I notice folk don’t call her Bloody Bethany. At least not aloud. And the fighting’s still not done. But now it’s for which suitor will win our queen, become king, and get his heir on her.

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More days pass. I make my own nook in the straw. It’s hard to sleep with so many breaths and snorings, but the company’s a comfort.

‘Jail’s not so grim as you might think,’ I tell a new girl barely bigger than a child. ‘Though watch for bedbugs.’

She raises her shift and shows a smatter of bites. So she knows.

For two days it rains. A small stream comes through the roof. It digs a path down the centre of the earth cell, splitting all of us onto its two banks. Da could have mended the roof in a day.