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Chapters (43)
  1. BY ACE ATKINS
  2. Dedication
  3. CONTENTS
  4. Epigraph
  5. Episode 1: Brandon
  6. ONE
  7. TWO
  8. THREE
  9. Episode 2: The Big Woods
  10. FOUR
  11. FIVE
  12. SIX
  13. Episode 3: The Search Party
  14. SEVEN
  15. EIGHT
  16. NINE
  17. TEN
  18. Episode 4: The Teacher
  19. ELEVEN
  20. TWELVE
  21. THIRTEEN
  22. FOURTEEN
  23. Episode 5: The Sheriff
  24. FIFTEEN
  25. SIXTEEN
  26. SEVENTEEN
  27. EIGHTEEN
  28. Episode 6: Quinn Colson
  29. NINETEEN
  30. TWENTY
  31. TWENTY-ONE
  32. TWENTY-TWO
  33. Episode 7: Maggie
  34. TWENTY-THREE
  35. TWENTY-FOUR
  36. TWENTY-FIVE
  37. Episode 8: The Witness
  38. TWENTY-SIX
  39. TWENTY-SEVEN
  40. TWENTY-EIGHT
  41. TWENTY-NINE
  42. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  43. What’s next onyour reading list?

Fannie blew out some smoke and ashed the tip of her cigarillo in a tray. “I’ll let my mechanic know,” she said. “Last week I dropped my brand-new Lexus into a crater the size of the fucking Grand Canyon, busted an axle and about knocked my transmission loose.”

“I’d prefer you not using profanity,” Skinner said. “I’m not some of your employees next door. I don’t mind working with a woman, but she needs to understand how to discuss matters in this town.”

Two of her waitresses, Christy and Ruth Ann, stood by the cash register, trying to eavesdrop on her little meet with Skinner. They disliked the big, lumbering son of a bitch more than she did, with his reptilian eyes, bald head, and slow way of speaking. An affectation of Southern bullshit trying to dominate the conversation, to show he had an understanding of all things.

“I’ve complied with the law at Vienna’s Place,” she said. “And I’ve even made a donation or two to your reelection campaign. However, I draw the goddamn line at raising money for some Bible-thumping monstrosity that will block the view of one of the most famous signs in the Mid-South.”

“What sign?”

“Vienna’s Place,” she said. “Or haven’t you noticed the curvy mud flap girl done up in blue and red neon. I’ll have you know the sign was featured on both the Travel Channel and Playboy After Dark. It’s a damn Mississippi landmark.”

“Of iniquity.”

“Come again?”

“That means ‘evil,’” Skinner said, reaching for his half-finished cup of coffee and slurping up what was left.

“I know what it means,” she said. “But I really thought you were a realist. A businessman who wanted to put Tibbehah back on the map, like you said. The first thing you try to do is shut me down, cover up my only advertising, and now put out a tin cup in my business to fund the plan to make it happen. You must think I’m stupid as hell.”

“No, ma’am,” Skinner said. “I’ve never thought you stupid. But I’ll offer you a fair warning. Times are changing around here, Miss Hath-cock. I figure you know that, but the only reason I was called back into public service was to help turn back the clock on the immorality and stain on this county. There’s a hot wind of change blowing across Mississippi.”

“I’ve seen the goddamn commercials,” Hathcock said. “Your buddy Vardaman.”

“A fine Christian man,” Skinner said. “He sees the sword coming against the land and sounds the trumpet to warn the people.”

“The Watchmen,” Fannie said, leaning back into her chair. “I’ve heard that bullshit, too. A real interesting group of kooks, kind of like the Jaycees without the sense of humor. I get talk radio on my ride up to Memphis.”