Back The Secret Santa
Chapters (57)
  1. Cover
  2. About the Author
  3. Part One
  4. Claudine
  5. Zara
  6. Henry
  7. Zara
  8. Zara
  9. Claudine
  10. Henry
  11. Zara
  12. Claudine
  13. Henry
  14. Zara
  15. Claudine
  16. Henry
  17. Part Two
  18. Claudine
  19. Henry
  20. Claudine
  21. Henry
  22. Claudine
  23. Henry
  24. Part Three
  25. Zara
  26. Claudine
  27. Henry
  28. Zara
  29. Claudine
  30. Zara
  31. Henry
  32. Part Four
  33. Claudine
  34. Henry
  35. Claudine
  36. Henry
  37. Claudine
  38. Henry
  39. Part Five
  40. Claudine
  41. Henry
  42. Henry
  43. Zara
  44. Zara
  45. Claudine
  46. Henry
  47. Claudine
  48. Zara
  49. Claudine
  50. Henry
  51. Claudine
  52. Henry
  53. Claudine
  54. Henry
  55. Claudine
  56. Zara
  57. THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING

Cookies had been set out on towering trays like an English tea party. Macaroons, my favorite. Between that and Henry’s comments about the Rolling Stone interview, clearly everyone had done their homework. I like the salted caramel ones best. How they melt in your mouth. You don’t have to chew too much. They just … dissolve. Delish. I ate four and slipped Pip one.

Jack Alpine was number one. He walked to the table and circled it, surveying the presents from every side. He chose a box wrapped in leather with an embossed bow burned on the top.

“This looks good,” he said. He had some trouble opening it. The snaps were so little. Definitely his hands would be more comfortable around like an axe. It was like a live-action unboxing video—my second biggest YouTube obsession after clips of Claudine Longet singing on Andy Williams’s old variety show. Inside was a small glass case. He lifted the top off and looked baffled. He glanced at his brother, who shrugged.

“It’s the Gucci belt buckle!” cried Mrs. Tiggleman. It was totally obvious Mrs. Tiggleman had brought it. I’m going to guess she’d never looked more alive.

“Don’t worry, Zara,” Claudine said. “Aspen has a Gucci store on Galena.” This was actually good to know.

Alice was number two. Immediately she took the belt buckle from Jack. People shrieked like she’d stolen his car or something. This was fun. Even I was getting into it.

So this meant Jack went again. Back to the table. He took another present. This one much larger, something unmistakably not jewelry, wrapped in crisp, bright red paper. It opened much easier. It was a strange device-type thing. He lifted it from the box and held it up so everyone could see.

“Authentic solid gold nautical compass!” shouted Captain Tiggleman. So far, everyone was really bad at concealing what they brought.

Steve was like, real gold?

And he said, “Real as a heart attack.” Then Mrs. Tiggleman elbowed him in the side and shot an apologetic look toward Henry. To which Claudine threw in a casual, “Don’t worry, it wasn’t a heart attack.”

“I love it,” Jack said, wrapping it in his arms. “If everyone could just forget it exists, please.”

Third was Mrs. Tiggleman. She was passive-aggressively complaining about how low her number was but still amped up at the same time. Claudine took this as a teaching moment, to remind everyone that there was always a chance they could go again later in the game if someone stole their gift. The beauty of the rules. A game with a second chance. Possibly.