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Contents ( 29)
  1. The Queen’s Fool
  2. SUMMER 1548
  3. WINTER 1552–53
  4. SPRING 1553
  5. SUMMER 1553
  6. AUTUMN 1553
  7. WINTER 1553
  8. WINTER 1554
  9. SPRING 1554
  10. SUMMER 1554
  11. AUTUMN 1554
  12. WINTER 1554–55
  13. SPRING 1555
  14. SPRING–SUMMER 1555
  15. AUTUMN 1555
  16. WINTER 1555
  17. SPRING 1556
  18. SUMMER 1556
  19. AUTUMN 1556
  20. WINTER 1556–57
  21. SPRING 1557
  22. SUMMER 1557
  23. WINTER 1557–58
  24. SPRING 1558
  25. SUMMER 1558
  26. AUTUMN 1558
  27. WINTER 1558
  28. AUTHOR’S NOTE
  29. BIBLIOGRAPHY

In the afternoons Will Somers and I practised our sword fighting, leaving aside the comical tricks and concentrating on proper fighting, until he told me that I was a commendable swordsman for a fool, and that if I ever found myself in trouble I might use a sword to fight my way out: ‘Like a proud hidalgo’, he said.

Although I was glad to learn a useful skill, we thought that the lessons would have been for nothing since the king continued to be so sick; until in May we were commanded to the great wedding feasts at Durham House in the Strand. The duke wanted a memorable wedding for his family and Will and I were part of an elaborate dinner entertainment.

‘You would think it a royal wedding,’ Will said slyly to me.

‘How, royal?’ I asked.

He put his finger to his lips. ‘Jane’s mother, Frances Brandon, is King Henry’s niece, the daughter of his sister. Jane and Katherine are royal cousins.’

‘Yes,’ I said. ‘And so?’

‘And Jane is to marry a Dudley.’

‘Yes,’ I said, following this not at all.

‘Who more royal than the Dudleys?’ he demanded.

‘The king’s sisters,’ I pointed out. ‘Jane’s own mother. And others too.’

‘Not if you measure in terms of desire,’ Will explained sweetly. ‘In terms of desire there is no-one more royal than the duke. He loves the throne so much he practically tastes it. He almost gobbles it up.’

Will had gone too far for me. I got to my feet. ‘I don’t understand,’ I said flatly.

‘You are a wise child to be so dense,’ he said and patted my head.

* * *

Our sword fight was preceded by dancers and a masque and followed by jugglers, and we acquitted ourselves well. The guests roared with laughter at Will’s tumbles and my triumphant skill, and the contrast between our looks: Will so tall and gangling, thrusting his sword wildly this way and that; and me, neat and determined, dancing around him and stabbing with my little sword, and parrying his blows.

The chief bride was as white as the pearls embroidered on her gold gown. Her bridegroom sat closer to his mother than to his new bride and neither bride nor groom spoke so much as one word to each other. Jane’s sister had been married to her betrothed in the same ceremony and she and he toasted each other and drank amorously from the same loving cup. But when the shout went up for a toast for Jane and Guilford, I could see that it cost Lady Jane an effort to raise her golden goblet to her new husband. Her eyes were red and raw, and the shadows under her eyes were dark with fatigue; there were marks on either side of her neck that looked like thumbprints. It looked very much as if someone had shaken the bride by the neck till she agreed to take her vows. She barely touched the bridal ale with her lips, I did not see her swallow.