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Chapters (10)
  1. Cover
  2. The Potting Shed
  3. The Potting Shed
  4. Act One
  5. Act OneSCENE TWO
  6. Act Two
  7. Act TwoSCENE TWO
  8. Act Three
  9. About the Author
  10. GRAHAM GREENE

MRS. CALLIFER: Well, of course it doesn’t matter, does it? It’s just a gesture, scattering ashes. People are so sentimental sometimes—about death—wishing to be buried together. (Her voice breaks and she makes for a flower vase and begins to rearrange it.)

SARA (breaking the silence): I really believe I did hear a dog.

MRS. CALLIFER: I thought I’d have Mrs. Bentham in to make new slipcovers. These are really too old. (She desperately slides across the surface of the unfamiliar new life of a widow.) Do you really have to go next week, Sara?

SARA: Oh, I could always make an excuse.

MRS. CALLIFER: I thought if you could stay a few more days—we might hire a car and go to the autumn flower show at Weston. I missed it last year when Henry was ill.

SARA: Of course I’ll stay.

Anne comes quietly and rather secretively in through the window. She slides to a chair and takes the first book to hand.

MRS. CALLIFER: I do wish John would come back. I’d better get some patterns to show Mrs. Bentham.

SARA: I’ll write for you.

MRS. CALLIFER: Why, Anne, I didn’t see you come in. Where have you been?

ANNE (carefully): In the garden.

BASTON (trying to be breezy): Playing?

ANNE (giving him a withering look—questions again): No.

SARA: Anne, that’s not the way to speak to Dr. Baston. He only wanted to know what you were doing.

Anne scowls into her book.

MRS. CALLIFER: You haven’t been picking flowers again, dear, have you?

ANNE: No, Granny. (She takes the book and tries to escape, but something in her manner attracts attention.)

MRS. CALLIFER: Where have you been, dear?

ANNE: It’s not fair, all of you asking questions. I told you my vow. You oughtn’t to ask any questions till the vow’s over.

MRS. CALLIFER: All the same, I am asking, Anne.

ANNE (sullenly): I’ve been to the potting shed.

A pause.

MRS. CALLIFER: Oh. (A pause.) Why the potting shed? You know I don’t like you going there. The gardener’s complained of you knocking over the seedlings.

ANNE: I didn’t touch them.

SARA: What were you doing?

ANNE: Oh, if you’ve got to know, I was shutting up a secret dog.

BASTON: A secret dog?

SARA: Then we did hear a bark.

MRS. CALLIFER: Do you mean a stray dog?

ANNE: No. A secret dog.

MRS. CALLIFER: But you know I won’t have dogs here. Who does it belong to?

ANNE: A man.

SARA: What man?

ANNE: He’s come to see Grandfather.

SARA: I said, what man?

ANNE: Well, if you must know, your ex-husband.

MRS. CALLIFER: James?

ANNE: Yes.

MRS. CALLIFER: Did you know about this, Sara?

BASTON: Anne sent him a telegram.

MRS. CALLIFER: Where is he?