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Chapters (10)
  1. Cover
  2. The Potting Shed
  3. The Potting Shed
  4. Act One
  5. Act OneSCENE TWO
  6. Act Two
  7. Act TwoSCENE TWO
  8. Act Three
  9. About the Author
  10. GRAHAM GREENE

JAMES: I’ve come to see Sara.

MRS. CALLIFER: But it’s too late. There’s no train.

JAMES: I hitchhiked. Eight hours on the road. It’s a beautiful time of year. I like trees bare, so that you can see their shape. I didn’t expect to see you, Dr. Kreuzer. I seem to have interrupted a conclave.

BASTON: We were talking of you.

JAMES: I don’t suppose you would care for my opinion, but you know I’ve never felt saner in my life.

BASTON: Trying to kill yourself again—that wasn’t exactly sane.

JAMES: Oh, that. That belongs to the past. It won’t happen again.

BASTON: I feel strongly that a period of rest—perhaps under Dr. Kreuzer’s care—

JAMES: I don’t need Dr. Kreuzer’s care any longer. You see, the gap’s filled. I know what happened.

KREUZER: What do you know?

JAMES: That I killed myself in the potting shed.

BASTON: You see, Dr. Kreuzer?

Even Kreuzer is thrown by James’s remark. He gets up, takes a careful look and then moves away. He needs time to digest this new aspect of the case.

BASTON: Did your uncle convince you of this?

JAMES: Oh, no. He believed, like all of you, it was a mistake. It was the only belief he had left. He had given everything to bring me back.

BASTON: The asylums are full of people who think God chose them specially. Dr. Kreuzer, this is a far worse symptom than your stolen pills.

Sara enters in a travelling coat, wearing a scarf.

SARA: James! What are you—

JAMES: I came to see you, Sara.

BASTON: Sara, you’d better know this right away. I want to have James certified.

SARA: Certified? But that’s nonsense.

BASTON: He’s completely irresponsible.

SARA: But those pills—after all, they weren’t dangerous.

BASTON: We are dealing with something worse than pills. James has just told us he killed himself in the potting shed and was—resurrected. By the prayers of his uncle, I suppose.

SARA: James, you never said that. Dr. Baston, you misunderstood.

JAMES: Baston has reported me quite accurately.

SARA: But you are not mad, James.

JAMES: That’s what they have to decide, isn’t it?

BASTON: Well, Dr. Kreuzer, are you satisfied now?

KREUZER: An illusion needn’t be dangerous. An illusion can be curative, Dr. Baston.

BASTON: Dr. Kreuzer, how many times do your patients have to attempt suicide before you are ready to certify them?

KREUZER: An attempted suicide is not necessarily serious. Only the suicides that succeed.

BASTON: Not serious. You astonish me, Dr. Kreuzer.

KREUZER: People play-act—to others, to themselves. The majority of attempted suicides never meant to succeed.

BASTON: But sometimes, Dr. Kreuzer, people may succeed through inexperience.

KREUZER: You can hardly gain experience in killing yourself, Dr. Baston.