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  1. Cover
  2. The Potting Shed
  3. The Potting Shed
  4. Act One
  5. Act OneSCENE TWO
  6. Act Two
  7. Act TwoSCENE TWO
  8. Act Three
  9. About the Author
  10. GRAHAM GREENE

BASTON: Who did you vow to?

ANNE: To the inevitability of evolution and the sacredness of man.

BASTON: It sounds a big vow.

ANNE: I got it from an essay of grandfather’s, “The Credo of an Atheist.” You know, I liked what you said just now about uninhabited planets.

BASTON: I can see you’re a real Callifer.

ANNE: Sometimes I wish this planet was uninhabited too—no human beings, only hills and rivers and sky.

BASTON: I rather like human beings.

ANNE: I don’t. They are so untidy. Stomach aches, colds in the head, spots—(BASTON automatically puts up his hand to his sty.) Aunt Sara’s in the garden, snivelling in a deck chair.

BASTON: What a hard child you are.

ANNE: It’s no good being mushy, is it? It’s the truth that matters. And she is snivelling.

BASTON: You could have said “crying.”

ANNE: But crying’s quite a different thing.

BASTON: I expect she’s very fond of your grandfather.

ANNE: Perhaps. Or she may be snivelling for lost love, though it’s not likely after all these years. I call her Aunt Sara, but strictly speaking I shouldn’t, should I, not after she divorced Uncle?

BASTON (ironically): A courtesy title.

ANNE: I don’t understand why she comes here, and not Uncle James.

BASTON (uneasily): I suppose he was too busy to come. Or perhaps his paper couldn’t spare him. And it’s a long way from Nottingham.

ANNE: My school is further than Nottingham. They fetched me.

BASTON: I expect there was some reason.

ANNE: They never told him Grandfather was dying.

BASTON: Nonsense.

ANNE: But I know. They gave me the telegrams to take to the post office. There was one to you and one to Father, even one to her. but not to him. Is he a criminal? That’s a practical question.

BASTON: Of course he isn’t.

ANNE: Or wicked?

BASTON: No, no.

ANNE: Or mad?

BASTON: Of course not.

ANNE (after a pause for thought): Then I was quite right to do what I did.

BASTON: What did you do?

ANNE: I sent him a telegram myself.

BASTON (in a shocked voice): That was very, very wrong of you.

ANNE: Why?

BASTON: To upset everybody at a time like this. With your grandfather dying upstairs.

ANNE: Is Uncle a hunchback? Has he got a face of horror?

BASTON: You’re a silly interfering little girl. I only hope he has the sense not to come. I shall have to warn your grandmother.

ANNE (pondering the word): Warn—?

BASTON: He’s not wanted here. Nobody wants him here.

ANNE (going thoughtfully to the window): I see. I’m sorry. (She goes thoughtfully out through the french windows, passing Sara as she does so.)

Sara is a woman of about thirty-six, good-looking, but carrying with her a sense of disappointment and drift.