Back The Potting Shed
Chapters (10)
  1. Cover
  2. The Potting Shed
  3. The Potting Shed
  4. Act One
  5. Act OneSCENE TWO
  6. Act Two
  7. Act TwoSCENE TWO
  8. Act Three
  9. About the Author
  10. GRAHAM GREENE

BASTON: It was before they built the dye factory. You could understand then why the house was called Wild Grove. There was a wood of beech and wild-nut trees where the housing development is. I remember I hit a six into the River Wandle.

JAMES: I must have been nearly eight that summer. (He sits with the book on his knees, thinking.)

John discards more papers into the wastepaper basket.

SARA (closing her book): I think I’ll go to bed. Are you coming, Anne?

ANNE: No, I want to finish the chapter.

SARA: It’s long past your bedtime.

BASTON: It was so hot we all played in bathing drawers. What happy times those were!

ANNE: I won’t be long, Aunt Sara.

SARA (pauses by the men as she goes out): I thought your oration was spoken very well, Dr. Baston.

BASTON: Thank you, my dear.

SARA: Are you really going tomorrow, James?

JAMES: Yes, I have to.

SARA: I’ll see you in the morning?

JAMES: I’m leaving very early.

SARA: I’ll get up. (She touches his hair with her hand.) Good night, dear.

JAMES: Good night, Sara. (He stares down at the visitors’ book without looking up. She goes slowly out.)

BASTON: I thought of that game this afternoon. We were in the same field. You children called your father the demon bowler. He bowled underarm, but very fast.

JOHN: Yes, I remember. With a tennis ball!

JAMES (after a pause): I don’t remember.

JOHN: Poor Father! Here are the expenses of a holiday in France in 1910. Bottle of red wine, one franc fifty centimes. Filed for future reference.

JAMES (opening another of the books): Nineteen twenty-five—that was the year I was ill, the year I went away to school. Who’s William Callifer?

BASTON: Don’t you even remember your own uncle?

JAMES: No. Didn’t he get a telegram either—or is he dead?

Anne looks sharply up.

JOHN: Father never had much to do with him.

JAMES (turning the pages): He was here for three days that autumn.

BASTON: It was the last time. He behaved rather badly.

JOHN: It was bad enough to have a convert in the family—but when he became a priest …

JAMES: I’m glad I’m not the only pariah among the Callifers. (He puts the book down.)

JOHN: Bertrand Russell again. I hope he was worth his meal ticket.

Anne closes her book and comes over.

BASTON: How are the vows, Anne?

ANNE (she pointedly ignores so silly a question): Uncle James, if I put out some water in the hall, will you take it to the potting shed?

JAMES (uneasy): The potting shed?

ANNE: To your dog, stupid.

JAMES: Couldn’t you do it for me? You’ve been looking after him.

ANNE: I think Spot would prefer you, after what happened this afternoon. If I go now, he’ll think he’s still in disgrace. Granny was so angry.