Back The Plays of Oscar Wilde
Chapters (12)
  1. The Importance of Being Earnest
  2. Lady Windermere’s Fan
  3. A Woman of No Importance
  4. An Ideal Husband
  5. Salomé
  6. The Duchess of Padua
  7. Vera, or The Nihilists
  8. A Florentine Tragedy
  9. La Sainte Courtisane or The Woman Covered With Jewels
  10. About the Author
  11. About the Series
  12. About the Publisher

LADY STUTFIELD: But men are so terribly, terribly exacting, are they not?

MRS. ALLONBY: That makes no matter. One should never surrender.

LADY STUTFIELD: Not even to the Ideal Man?

MRS. ALLONBY: Certainly not to him. Unless, of course, one wants to grow tired of him.

LADY STUTFIELD: Oh!…Yes. I see that. It is very, very helpful. Do you think, Mrs. Allonby, I shall ever meet the Ideal Man? Or are there more than one?

MRS. ALLONBY: There are just four in London, Lady Stutfield.

LADY HUNSTANTON: Oh, my dear!

MRS. ALLONBY (going over to her): What has happened? Do tell me.

LADY HUNSTANTON (in a low voice): I had completely forgotten that the American young lady has been in the room all the time. I am afraid some of this clever talk may have shocked her a little.

MRS. ALLONBY: Ah, that will do her so much good!

LADY HUNSTANTON: Let us hope she didn’t understand much. I think I had better go over and talk to her. (Rises and goes across to HESTER WORSLEY.) Well, dear Miss Worsley. (Sitting down beside her.) How quiet you have been in your nice little corner all this time! I suppose you have been reading a book? There are so many books here in the library.

HESTER: No, I have been listening to the conversation.

LADY HUNSTANTON: You mustn’t believe everything that was said, you know, dear.

HESTER: I didn’t believe any of it.

LADY HUNSTANTON: That is quite right, dear.

HESTER (continuing): I couldn’t believe that any women could really hold such views of life as I have heard to-night from some of your guests. (An awkward pause.)

LADY HUNSTANTON: I hear you have such pleasant society in America. Quite like our own in places, my son wrote to me.

HESTER: There are cliques in America as elsewhere, Lady Hunstanton. But true American society consists simply of all the good women and good men we have in our country.

LADY HUNSTANTON: What a sensible system, and I dare say quite pleasant, too. I am afraid in England we have too many artificial social barriers. We don’t see as much as we should of the middle and lower classes.

HESTER: In America we have no lower classes.

LADY HUNSTANTON: Really? What a very strange arrangement!

MRS. ALLONBY: What is that dreadful girl talking about?

LADY STUTFIELD: She is painfully natural, is she not?

LADY CAROLINE: There are a great many things you haven’t got in America, I am told, Miss Worsley. They say you have no ruins, and no curiosities.

MRS. ALLONBY (to LADY STUTFIELD): What nonsense! They have their mothers and their manners.

HESTER: The English aristocracy supply us with our curiosities, Lady Caroline. They are sent over to us every summer, regularly, in the steamers, and propose to us the day after they land. As for ruins, we are trying to build up something that will last longer than brick or stone. (Gets up to take her fan from table.)