Back The Pallbearers Club
Chapters (19)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Epigraphs
  5. If I Told You
  6. New Day Rising
  7. Something I Learned Today
  8. Books About UFOs
  9. Flip Your Wig
  10. Folklore
  11. It’s Not Funny Anymore
  12. 59 Times the Pain
  13. No Reservations / Back from Somewhere
  14. Masochism World
  15. Hardly Getting Over It
  16. Acknowledgments
  17. About the Author
  18. Also by Paul Tremblay
  19. About the Publisher

I’m sitting in your room as I write this. I’m not going to stay in your house much longer. Not sure why that feels important enough to write down.

Okay, I think we’re here, Art. Here’s the end-end. Maybe not the one you wanted, but the one this book needs.

(I’m going to employ your parenthesis in this last section, and one long paragraph, both stylistic tics in your honor.)