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Chapters (31)
  1. Title Page
  2. Copyright Page
  3. Dedication
  4. PART ONE
  5. Friday, 26 August
  6. Monday, 29 August
  7. Wednesday, 31 August
  8. Monday, 5 September
  9. Tuesday, 6 September
  10. Friday, 9 September
  11. Sunday, 11 September
  12. Monday, 12 September
  13. Friday, 16 September
  14. Monday, 19 September
  15. Thursday, 22 September
  16. Saturday, 24 September
  17. Sunday, 25 September
  18. Monday, 26 September
  19. PART TWO
  20. Monday, 17 October
  21. Tuesday, 18 October
  22. Friday, 21 October
  23. Wednesday, 26 October
  24. Saturday, 29 October
  25. Thursday, 3 November
  26. Friday, 4 November
  27. Sunday, 6 November
  28. Monday, 7 November
  29. Thursday, 10 November
  30. Author’s Note
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‘Well, what have you got?’ There was a quiet mockery in her tone. She was pretty, in a sulky, sultry sort of way. In civilian clothes she might have passed for a girl of twenty, but with her two pigtails, and dressed in the sturdy boots, long navy skirt, trim white blouse and brown leather jacket of the BdM — the League of German Girls — I guessed her to be no more than sixteen.

‘I’ll have a look and see what I can find,’ I said, half amused at her grown-up manner, which seemed to confirm what you sometimes heard of BdM girls, which was that they were sexually promiscuous and just as likely to get themselves pregnant at Hitler Youth Camp as they were to learn needlework, first aid and German folk history. ‘I suppose you had better come in.’

The girl sauntered through the door as if she were trailing a mink wrap and gave the hall a cursory examination. She didn’t seem to be much impressed. ‘Nice place,’ she murmured quietly.

I closed the door and laid my cigarette in the ashtray on the hall table. ‘Wait here,’ I told her.

I went into the bedroom and foraged under the bed for the suitcase where I kept old shirts and threadbare towels, not to mention all my spare house dust and carpet fluff. When I stood up and brushed myself off she was leaning in the doorway and smoking my cigarette. Insolently she blew a perfect smoke-ring towards me.

‘I thought you Faith-and-Beauty girls weren’t supposed to smoke,’ I said, trying to conceal my irritation.

‘Is that a fact?’ she smirked. ‘There are quite a few things we’re not encouraged to do. We’re not supposed to do this, we’re not supposed to do that. Just about everything seems to be wicked these days, doesn’t it? But what I always say is, if you can’t do the wicked things when you’re still young enough to enjoy them, then what’s the point of doing them at all?’ She jerked herself away from the wall and stalked out.

Quite the little bitch, I thought, following her into the sitting-room next door.

She inhaled noisily, like she was sucking at a spoonful of soup, and blew another smoke-ring in my face. If I could have caught it I would have wrapped it round her pretty little neck.

‘Anyway,’ she said, ‘I hardly think one little drummer is going to knock over the heap, do you?’

I laughed. ‘Do I look like the sort of dog’s ear who would smoke cheap cigarettes?’

‘No, I suppose not,’ she admitted. ‘What’s your name?’

‘Plato.’

‘Plato. It suits you. Well, Plato, you can kiss me if you want.’

‘You don’t creep around it, do you?’