Chapters (27)
- Cover
- About the Book
- About the Author
- OTHER WORKS BY COMPTON MACKENZIE
- Dedication
- Title Page
- Chapter 1
- Chapter 2
- Chapter 3
- Chapter 4
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 6
- Chapter 7
- Chapter 8
- Chapter 9
- Chapter 10
- Chapter 11
- Chapter 12
- Chapter 13
- Chapter 14
- Chapter 15
- Chapter 16
- Chapter 17
- Chapter 18
- Chapter 19
- Chapter 20
- THE HISTORY OF VINTAGE
“No, I’d rather have one of these tents. There’s no objection to my taking one of them?”
“None whatever, madam. They are at present very much in the position of articles in a lost-property office. I could not say if there would be any probability of your meeting one of the owners, but I should surmise that would be a far stretch even for the proverbially long arm of coincidence.”
“Well, if I did bump into one of the owners I could say I found it,” Carrie suggested.
“That would undoubtedly offer a perfectly feasible explanation; madam. Shall I fold the tent for you as handily as possible?”
“Thank you, Toker, if you will, please.”
The butler set about his task with the gravity of a high priest performing a solemn rite.
“I have made as good a job of it as I could, madam, but I fear it’s an awkward bundle, except for the back, which is the method adopted by hikers for what may be called without the least irreverence, I trust, taking up their beds and walking. Are you quite sure, madam, that on second thoughts you would not prefer me to fetch you a plaid?”
“No, I think you’ve made quite a convenient bundle for me, Toker, thank you.”
“I appreciate the compliment, madam, though I venture to think I hardly deserve it. I hope you will have an agreeable day, madam, and that the cave will repay you for the long and somewhat arduous walk.”
“I’m sure it will.”
Carrie put a loop of the tent round her cromag, swung the cromag over her shoulder, and set out.
“Well, the more I see of Americans, Mrs Parsall, the queerer I think ’em,” Toker presently observed to the housekeeper. “There’s Mrs Royde now. Nothing would please her but she must take a tent to sit on. Gone off with it over her shoulder like a blooming Dick Whittington.”
“Americans?” Mrs Parsall echoed. “Don’t talk to me about Americans, Mr Toker. Good English milk gone sour, that’s what Americans are.”