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  1. Part One
  2. ONE
  3. One day earlier
  4. TWO
  5. THREE
  6. FOUR
  7. FIVE
  8. SIX
  9. SEVEN
  10. EIGHT
  11. NINE
  12. TEN
  13. ELEVEN
  14. TWELVE
  15. THIRTEEN
  16. FOURTEEN
  17. FIFTEEN
  18. SIXTEEN
  19. SEVENTEEN
  20. EIGHTEEN
  21. NINETEEN
  22. TWENTY
  23. TWENTY-ONE
  24. TWENTY-TWO
  25. PART TWO
  26. TWENTY-THREE
  27. TWENTY-FOUR
  28. TWENTY-FIVE
  29. TWENTY-SIX
  30. TWENTY-SEVEN
  31. TWENTY-EIGHT
  32. TWENTY-NINE
  33. THIRTY
  34. THIRTY-ONE
  35. THIRTY-TWO
  36. THIRTY-THREE
  37. THIRTY-FOUR
  38. THIRTY-FIVE
  39. THIRTY-SIX
  40. THIRTY-SEVEN
  41. THIRTY-EIGHT
  42. THIRTY-NINE
  43. FORTY
  44. FORTY-ONE
  45. FORTY-TWO
  46. FORTY-THREE
  47. FORTY-FOUR
  48. FORTY-FIVE
  49. FORTY-SIX
  50. FORTY-SEVEN
  51. FORTY-EIGHT
  52. FORTY-NINE
  53. FIFTY
  54. FIFTY-ONE
  55. FIFTY-TWO
  56. FIFTY-THREE
  57. FIFTY-FOUR
  58. FIFTY-FIVE
  59. FIFTY-SIX
  60. FIFTY-SEVEN
  61. FIFTY-EIGHT
  62. FIFTY-NINE
  63. SIXTY
  64. SIXTY-ONE
  65. SIXTY-TWO
  66. SIXTY-THREE
  67. SIXTY-FOUR
  68. SIXTY-FIVE
  69. SIXTY-SIX
  70. SIXTY-SEVEN
  71. SIXTY-EIGHT
  72. SIXTY-NINE
  73. SEVENTY
  74. SEVENTY-ONE
  75. SEVENTY-TWO
  76. SEVENTY-THREE
  77. SEVENTY-FOUR
  78. SEVENTY-FIVE
  79. SEVENTY-SIX
  80. SEVENTY-SEVEN
  81. SEVENTY-EIGHT
  82. SEVENTY-NINE
  83. EIGHTY
  84. EIGHTY-ONE
  85. EIGHTY-TWO
  86. EIGHTY-THREE
  87. EIGHTY-FOUR
  88. EIGHTY-FIVE
  89. EIGHTY-SIX
  90. EIGHTY-SEVEN
  91. EIGHTY-EIGHT
  92. EIGHTY-NINE
  93. NINETY
  94. NINETY-ONE
  95. NINETY-TWO
  96. NINETY-THREE
  97. NINETY-FOUR
  98. NINETY-FIVE
  99. NINETY-SIX
  100. NINETY-SEVEN
  101. NINETY-EIGHT
  102. NINETY-NINE
  103. GLOSSARY
  104. Acknowledgments
  105. Continue reading
  106. Part One
  107. ONE
  108. TWO
  109. THREE

“That’s true,” Nii said. “Sometimes the priest or mallam can make severe demands—like tell you to commit incest or dig up a coffin from the grave and sleep in it every night for two weeks.”

Gordon looked both incredulous and revolted. “Oh, my God.”

“And even,” Nii continued, “those are the easy ones. Every month, the sakawa gets a new ritual he must do. To be rich, you have to do some of the ultimate rituals.”

“How do you mean?” Gordon asked. He had finished his beer and signaled one of the waiters over. “Get me a Smirnoff on the rocks, please.” He turned back to Nii. “What is an ultimate ritual?”

“It involves removing highly treasured parts of the body and giving them to the priest,” Nii said cryptically.

“You’re talking about things like genitalia and so on, right?” Gordon said.

“Yes please.”

“And those are the ones that make you the richest? How much are we talking?” His Smirnoff had arrived, and he started on it.

“Depends on the person,” Nii said, “and what he’s willing to do.”

“And if you don’t fulfill the assigned task?”

“Terrible things can happen.”

“Like what?”

Nii sipped his drink. “I know one guy, the priest told him to sleep with his sister and he refused. After a few days, he had boils all over his body.”

Gordon snorted and shot a dubious look at Susan, but her eyes were down, fixed on the table.

“Please, you say you are writing an article?” Nii asked Gordon.

“Right,” he said, sipping.

“An article for what, please?”

Gordon sidestepped. “What I don’t get is how doing all this ritual stuff can make you more successful at swindling people online.”

“My Audi is outside,” Nii said simply. “You can go and look at it, if you like.”

“I’ll pass,” Gordon said. “I may not understand sakawa completely, but what I do know is it’s out of control. It’s a menace to society.”

The Smirnoff was unleashing Gordon’s tongue and his feelings. Susan’s eyes came up and flicked Gordon a warning.

Nii was wondering what was going on. Was Gordon on to him? “Has something happened to you, please?” he asked Gordon. “I can see you are very upset.”

“Upset? Me? No, not all. I’ll tell you why I’m not upset. Because”—he grabbed his phone from off the table and began to fumble and scroll—“because I came to Ghana to meet this lovely lady. Here she is. See?” He thrust his phone out to Nii. “Yeah, this so-called Helena doesn’t even exist. So why should I be upset?”

“Sarcasm isn’t used much here,” Susan said in a matter-of-fact tone.