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Chapters (33)
  1. Cover
  2. PART ONE
  3. Chapter 1
  4. Chapter 2
  5. Chapter 3
  6. Chapter 4
  7. Chapter 5
  8. Chapter 6
  9. Chapter 7
  10. Chapter 8
  11. Chapter 9
  12. Chapter 10
  13. Chapter 11
  14. Chapter 12
  15. Chapter 13
  16. Chapter 14
  17. Chapter 15
  18. PART TWO
  19. Chapter 16
  20. Chapter 17
  21. Chapter 18
  22. Chapter 19
  23. Chapter 20
  24. Chapter 21
  25. Chapter 22
  26. Chapter 23
  27. Chapter 24
  28. Chapter 25
  29. Chapter 26
  30. Chapter 27
  31. Chapter 28
  32. About the Author
  33. By the same author

Jomier opens his journal on his computer and searches for ‘Tom’ to see how long that first marriage had lasted. Three, four years? The legitimate baby, a girl they called Rose, had been their only child. As soon as he had secured Arabella Tom started sleeping with other women. He thought it only reasonable while his wife was pregnant: ‘Who wants to fuck a balloon?’ He also thought it reasonable when she was no longer pregnant: ‘Who wants to fuck a woman with oozing tits?’ He thought it reasonable when the baby was off the breast and Arabella had recovered her figure: ‘If you’ve been shagging all afternoon, you don’t feel like it at night.’ The shagging all afternoon was essential if Tom’s novel was to be a success. Middle-aged women who edited the books’ pages had to be motivated to provide prominent, favourable reviews. And it was absurd not to fuck the publicist who took him on tour since they were staying in the same hotel. So too the girl who sold foreign rights at the Frankfurt Book Fair. He denied these infidelities to Arabella but she knew and he knew that she knew. He got drunk and slept on the sofa; she cried herself to sleep in their double bed.

The entries in Jomier’s journal tell the story. ‘Tom off to New York.’ ‘Tom back from New York.’ ‘Tom going to live in New York to write for Soho Soundbites. A won’t go with him.’ ‘Tom said to be dating Hannah Schultz of Schultz & Beyerman.’ ‘Tom and A are now divorced.’ ‘Saw Tom in NY with his new girlfriend, Barbara Holmes of Holmes Oil.’ ‘Tom’s getting married to Susie Aschenbach, daughter of his publisher.’ Another marriage. Another child. Another divorce. More rich women – some now divorced like Tom – but no record of any more marriages to date.