Chapters (36)
- Cover
- Also by Lev Grossman
- Dedication
- Epigraph
- Map
- CHAPTER 1
- CHAPTER 2
- CHAPTER 3
- CHAPTER 4
- CHAPTER 5
- CHAPTER 6
- CHAPTER 7
- CHAPTER 8
- CHAPTER 9
- CHAPTER 10
- CHAPTER 11
- CHAPTER 12
- CHAPTER 13
- CHAPTER 14
- CHAPTER 15
- CHAPTER 16
- CHAPTER 17
- CHAPTER 18
- CHAPTER 19
- CHAPTER 20
- CHAPTER 21
- CHAPTER 22
- CHAPTER 23
- CHAPTER 24
- CHAPTER 25
- CHAPTER 26
- CHAPTER 27
- CHAPTER 28
- CHAPTER 29
- CHAPTER 30
- CHAPTER 31
“You don’t have to guess,” Stoppard said. “We’re going to the Newark Liberty International Airport Marriott.”
“How do you know that?”
“I saw the guy put it into his GPS.”
“Now that is some master magician shit,” Betsy said. “Right there. Damn, I was hoping for at least a DoubleTree.”
Of them all she was the only one who really fit the profile. Lots of attitude, lots of aggression. And something else. She kept the banter coming, but she had the air of somebody who’d survived some tough breaks along the way.
“So have you guys done stuff like this before?” Plum asked. She was showing a lot of persistence in keeping the conversation going.
“Like what?” Stoppard said. “Like stealing something?”
“Like stealing something.”
“Torrenting porn doesn’t count,” Betsy said.
“I have,” Quentin said.
“Really. You have.” Betsy had dramatic eyebrows. She knitted them skeptically. “What have you stolen?”
“A crown. Some keys.”
Betsy didn’t look impressed, grudgingly or otherwise.
“Anybody else?”
“I’ve stolen things,” Stoppard said.
“Like?”
“Like I’m going to tell you!” He opened the mini-bar, but it was empty. He slammed it shut. “Cheap crow.”
“Like you’re such a big drinker. What are you, twelve?”
“It’s not a crow, it’s a blackbird,” Plum said. “Crows have black beaks. This one’s was brown.”
The mood in the limo was slightly hilarious—they might have been a bunch of tourists in the same gondola, passing a flask of schnapps around, and in another minute they’d get to the top of the mountain and ski off in separate directions forever. Except that they wouldn’t. It was strange to think that he might have to trust these people with his life.
“Tell me,” Pushkar said. “Who here went to Brakebills?”
“What’s Brakebills?” Stoppard said brightly.
“Oh my God.” Betsy looked like she was thinking about jumping out into traffic. “It’s like a mobile fucking Breakfast Club in here!”
“I did.” Quentin couldn’t think of any reason to keep it a secret.
“I did.” Plum shrugged. “Sort of.”
The limo slowed down and went over a speed bump. They were almost at the airport already.
“So are we supposed to have specialties, or something?” Plum said. “Is that how this works? I got the impression we were all supposed to have special skills or something.”
“You’re saying you don’t have any special skills,” Betsy said.
“Is that what I said? Probably I’m here because they want somebody who does illusions.”
“I specialize in transport,” Pushkar said crisply. “And some precognition.”
“Stoppard?”
“Devices,” he said proudly. Quentin tentatively tagged him as some kind of prodigy, or precocious anyway. That would explain his youth, and the special treatment from the bird.
“All right,” Betsy said. “I guess I’m offense. Penetration. Damage. What do you do, Quentin?”
She said it as if she were not completely convinced it was his real name.