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Chapters (48)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Dedication
  5. Contents
  6. CHAPTER ONE
  7. ON A HOT DAY WE DREAM OF TEA
  8. CHAPTER TWO
  9. FOOD COOKED WITH LOVE TASTES BETTER
  10. CHAPTER THREE
  11. YOUR HOUSE HAS GOT MY NAME ON IT
  12. CHAPTER FOUR
  13. I SHALL SIMPLY LOOK UP IN THE SKY
  14. CHAPTER FIVE
  15. I AM YOUR FRIEND, AND I AM ASKING
  16. CHAPTER SIX
  17. THE THINGS OF WHICH A MECHANIC MIGHT SPEAK
  18. CHAPTER SEVEN
  19. THE THIS WAY UP BUILDING COMPANY
  20. CHAPTER EIGHT
  21. MMA RAMOTSWE DRIVES CLOVIS ANDERSEN TO MOCHUDI, AND THINKS
  22. CHAPTER NINE
  23. THE GOVERNMENT DOES NOT OWN THE AIR
  24. CHAPTER TEN
  25. SHE WAS LIKE A DEFLATED BALLOON
  26. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  27. AN INNOCENT MAN, A FIRST OFFENDER
  28. CHAPTER TWELVE
  29. THE EFFECT OF LIME
  30. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  31. THERE ARE SOME NICE PEOPLE ON THE ROAD
  32. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  33. GOLD INSIDE, NOT JUST OUTSIDE
  34. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  35. HOW MANY CUPS OF TEA …
  36. CHAPTER SIXTEEN
  37. THE HABITS OF LIONS
  38. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
  39. HAVE YOU HAD ANY INJECTIONS RECENTLY?
  40. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
  41. A LAWYER SPILLS TEA OVER HIS SHIRT
  42. CHAPTER NINETEEN
  43. YOU ARE A VISITOR TO OUR COUNTRY
  44. CHAPTER TWENTY
  45. BETTER NAILS, BETTER LIFE
  46. CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
  47. MMA RAMOTSWE, I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE
  48. About the Author

THAT EVENING, Clovis Andersen was invited for dinner with Mma Makutsi and Phuti Radiphuti. Mma Makutsi left the office early to complete the preparations. She could barely believe that she would be actually entertaining, at her own table, the author of The Principles of Private Detection; such a thing was almost inconceivable, and yet it was happening. Phuti, too, was aware of the significance of the evening, and had bought a new shirt and tie for the occasion.

“You don’t have to be too formal,” said Mma Makutsi as they prepared for the arrival of their guest. “He’s very natural—just like an ordinary person. You’d never know he had written an important book like that. You’d never know that he was world famous.”

Phuti struggled with his new tie. “There are very few world-famous people in Botswana,” he said. “There is President Khama and the two former presidents. They are world famous. But who else is there? Can you think of anybody, Grace?”

“I cannot,” she said. “So that makes four world-famous people altogether—and one of them, Phuti, is going to be in our place tonight.”

The thought made him fumble more. “You’ll have to help me with my tie, Grace. I get very nervous when I think of a world-famous person coming to our house.”

She helped him with the knot; she held his hand as she did so; his hand warm against hers, loving flesh on loving flesh.

“I am so proud of you, Grace,” he said. “I am so proud.”

“And I am very proud of you, Phuti.”

There was nothing more to be said, but a great deal to be done, in the kitchen at least, where one of Mma Makutsi’s tried-and-tested stews was gently simmering on the stove. She had purchased the best cut of meat available—of fine Botswana beef—and the largest, most succulent vegetables. It would be a meal that Clovis Andersen remembered; or that was what she hoped.