Back The Limpopo Academy of Private Detection
Chapters (48)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Dedication
  5. Contents
  6. CHAPTER ONE
  7. ON A HOT DAY WE DREAM OF TEA
  8. CHAPTER TWO
  9. FOOD COOKED WITH LOVE TASTES BETTER
  10. CHAPTER THREE
  11. YOUR HOUSE HAS GOT MY NAME ON IT
  12. CHAPTER FOUR
  13. I SHALL SIMPLY LOOK UP IN THE SKY
  14. CHAPTER FIVE
  15. I AM YOUR FRIEND, AND I AM ASKING
  16. CHAPTER SIX
  17. THE THINGS OF WHICH A MECHANIC MIGHT SPEAK
  18. CHAPTER SEVEN
  19. THE THIS WAY UP BUILDING COMPANY
  20. CHAPTER EIGHT
  21. MMA RAMOTSWE DRIVES CLOVIS ANDERSEN TO MOCHUDI, AND THINKS
  22. CHAPTER NINE
  23. THE GOVERNMENT DOES NOT OWN THE AIR
  24. CHAPTER TEN
  25. SHE WAS LIKE A DEFLATED BALLOON
  26. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  27. AN INNOCENT MAN, A FIRST OFFENDER
  28. CHAPTER TWELVE
  29. THE EFFECT OF LIME
  30. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  31. THERE ARE SOME NICE PEOPLE ON THE ROAD
  32. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  33. GOLD INSIDE, NOT JUST OUTSIDE
  34. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  35. HOW MANY CUPS OF TEA …
  36. CHAPTER SIXTEEN
  37. THE HABITS OF LIONS
  38. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
  39. HAVE YOU HAD ANY INJECTIONS RECENTLY?
  40. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
  41. A LAWYER SPILLS TEA OVER HIS SHIRT
  42. CHAPTER NINETEEN
  43. YOU ARE A VISITOR TO OUR COUNTRY
  44. CHAPTER TWENTY
  45. BETTER NAILS, BETTER LIFE
  46. CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
  47. MMA RAMOTSWE, I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE
  48. About the Author

Putting down her empty teacup, Mma Ramotswe negotiated her way past the milling members of the congregation until she was standing beside the lawyer. He was in the process of bidding farewell to the woman to whom he was talking; having done so, he turned to Mma Ramotswe.

“So, Mma, how are you?”

She might have replied that her world, in various respects, was falling down about her head, but she did not. “Everything is fine, Rra, and you?”

Everything was fine in his world too, he said; indeed, it could not be better—he had recently won a major case and his client had given him a large Brahmin bull as a present. “Your late father would have approved of this bull, Mma Ramotswe. He is a very fine beast, and we will breed many good cattle from him.”

Mma Ramotswe expressed her satisfaction at this. “A good bull is better than—”

“A bad bull,” the lawyer chipped in, and laughed. “There is no doubt, Mma Ramotswe, that it’s worth paying for the best.”

She smiled at this, but ruefully. This man was a good lawyer—everybody said that—and his clients obviously paid well for his services. Fanwell’s lawyer, by contrast, was reputedly hopeless, and yet Mr. J.L.B. Matekoni had already paid handsomely for him.

“My husband has a young mechanic,” she said. “He works in the garage—a very good young man. But unfortunately he has got into a bit of trouble.”

The lawyer shook his head. “Young men and trouble—those two things go together, Mma.”

“Yes, Rra.”

The lawyer gave her a searching look. “Are you wanting me to help him, Mma?”

She looked at him hopefully. “He has a lawyer,” she began. “But I am not sure about him.”

“Well, in that case there won’t be anything I can do, Mma. Lawyers are not allowed to steal clients from other lawyers. I’d get into big trouble if I did that.” He took a sip of his tea. “I imagine it’s the same with private detectives. You cannot take another detective’s clients, can you?”

She wanted to explain to him that there were no other private detectives in Botswana, but he had more to say.

“That can be a good thing, I suppose, but it can also be a bad thing. Particularly if you get a bad lawyer. But I’m sure this person you have is fine. Tell me, who is he? Or she?”

Mma Ramotswe gave him the name just as he was taking another sip of his tea. She was not prepared for his reaction, which was to splutter, almost to choke, sending a spurt of tea down his chin and onto his shirt-front.

“Oh, Rra, I’m sorry. Please let me.” She fished for her handkerchief to wipe at the tea stain.