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  1. The Last Wish
  2. THE VOICE OF REASON
  3. I
  4. THE WITCHER
  5. I
  6. II
  7. III
  8. IV
  9. V
  10. VI
  11. VII
  12. VIII
  13. THE VOICE OF REASON
  14. I
  15. II
  16. A GRAIN OF TRUTH
  17. I
  18. II
  19. III
  20. IV
  21. V
  22. THE VOICE OF REASON
  23. I
  24. THE LESSER EVIL
  25. I
  26. II
  27. III
  28. IV
  29. V
  30. VI
  31. THE VOICE OF REASON
  32. I
  33. A QUESTION OF PRICE
  34. I
  35. II
  36. III
  37. THE VOICE OF REASON
  38. I
  39. THE EDGE OF THE WORLD
  40. I
  41. II
  42. III
  43. IV
  44. V
  45. VI
  46. VII
  47. THE VOICE OF REASON
  48. I
  49. THE LAST WISH
  50. I
  51. II
  52. III
  53. IV
  54. V
  55. VI
  56. VII
  57. VIII
  58. IX
  59. X
  60. XI
  61. XII
  62. XIII
  63. XIV
  64. XV
  65. XVI
  66. XVII
  67. THE VOICE OF REASON
  68. I
  69. II

“Run!” yelled the witcher. “Run, Dandilion!”

“My wishes,” continued the poet, “are as follows. Firstly, may Valdo Marx, the troubadour of Cidaris, die of apoplexy as soon as possible. Secondly, there’s a count’s daughter in Caelf called Virginia who refuses all advances. May she succumb to mine. Thirdly—”

No one ever found out Dandilion’s third wish.

Two monstrous paws emerged from the horrible head and grabbed the bard by the throat. Dandilion screeched.

Geralt reached the head in three leaps, swiped his silver sword and slashed it through the middle. The air howled, the head exhaled smoke and rapidly doubled in diameter. The monstrous jaw, now also much larger, flew open, snapped and whistled; the paws pulled the struggling Dandilion around and crushed him to the ground.

The witcher crossed his fingers in the Sign of Aard and threw as much energy as he could muster at the head. The energy materialized in a blinding beam, sliced through the glow surrounding the head and hit its mark. The boom was so loud that it stabbed Geralt’s ears, and the air sucked in by the implosion made the willows rustle. The roar of the monster was deafening as it grew even larger, but it released the poet, soared up, circled and, waving its paws, flew away over the water.

The witcher rushed to pull Dandilion—who was lying motionless—away. At that moment, his fingers touched a round object buried in the sand.

It was a brass seal decorated with the sign of a broken cross and a nine-pointed star.

The head, suspended above the river, had become the size of a haystack, while the open, roaring jaws looked like the gates of an average-sized barn. Stretching out its paws, the monster attacked.

Geralt, not having the least idea of what to do, squeezed the seal in his fist and, extending his hand toward the assailant, screamed out the words of an exorcism a priestess had once taught him. He had never used those words until now because, in principle, he didn’t believe in superstitions.

The effect surpassed his expectations.

The seal hissed and grew hot, burning his hand. The gigantic head froze in the air, suspended, motionless above the river. It hung like that for a moment then, at last, it began to howl, roar, and dispersed into a pulsating bundle of smoke, into a huge, whirling cloud. The cloud whined shrilly and whisked upstream with incredible speed, leaving a trail of churned-up water on the surface. In a matter of seconds, it had disappeared into the distance; only a dwindling howl lingered across the water.

The witcher rushed to the poet, cowering on the sand.

“Dandilion? Are you dead? Dandilion, damn it! What’s the matter with you?”

The poet jerked his head, shook his hands and opened his mouth to scream. Geralt grimaced and narrowed his eyes—Dandilion had a trained—loud—tenor voice and, when frightened, could reach extraordinary registers. But what emerged from the bard’s throat was a barely audible, hoarse croak.