Chapters (106)
- Acknowledgments
- Master George and Mistress Jane
- Chapter
- A Very Strange Letter
- Chapter
- A Kid’s Worst Nightmare
- Chapter
- Edgar the Brave
- Chapter
- A Most Unwelcome Patch of Smoke
- Chapter
- The Lady in the Trees
- Chapter
- Mothball
- Chapter
- A Very Important Date
- Chapter
- The Gnat Rat
- Chapter
- The Temptation of the Flames
- Chapter
- Old and Dusty
- Chapter
- The Voice of M.G.
- Chapter
- Talking to Sofia
- Chapter
- Shoes and Mittens
- Chapter
- Little Ball ofBread Dough
- Chapter
- Nowhere in Between
- Chapter
- Smoky Bathroom
- Chapter
- Edgar the Wise
- Chapter
- An Odd Christmas Present
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- The Land of Ice and Snow
- Chapter
- Old, Funny, and Smelly
- Chapter
- Going Postal
- Chapter
- Bonding with Norbert
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- Pedal to the Metal
- Chapter
- The Girl with Black Hair
- Chapter
- Time Constraints
- Part3: The Magic Words
- Chapter
- April Fool
- Chapter
- A Meeting in the Woods
- Chapter
- A Bundle of Clues
- Chapter
- The Third Musketeer
- Chapter
- Paul’s Little Secret
- Chapter
- Shattered Glass
- Chapter
- The Final Clue
- Chapter
- The Miracle of Screaming
- Chapter
- The Final Preparation
- Chapter
- Among the Dead
- Chapter
- A Familiar Name
- Chapter
- Sitting Down
- Chapter
- A Lot of Water
- Chapter
- Master George
- Chapter
- The Tale of the Realities
- Chapter
- The Doohickey
- Chapter
- A Bump in the Night
- Chapter
- Escalation of Plans
- Chapter
- The Thirteenth Reality
- Chapter
- Chi’karda Drive
- Chapter
- Annika’s Toss
- Chapter
- Double Doors
- Chapter
- The Golden Button
- Chapter
- The Calm after the Storm
- Chapter
- Homecoming
- Epilogue
- The Thwarted Meeting
- Discussion Questions
“Hope you get out before suppertime, Icky Ticky Stinkbottom,” the boy said. Then he kicked the locker, sending a terrible bang of rattled metal echoing through Tick’s ears. “The Goat sent me to make sure you hadn’t escaped yet—good thing you’re still in there. I can see your beady little eyes.” Another kick. “You’re not crying are you? Careful, you might get snot on your Barf Scarf.”
Tick squeezed his eyes shut, steeled himself to ignore the idiot. Eventually, the bullies always moved on if he just stayed silent. Talking back, on the other hand . . .
The boy laughed again, then walked away.
In fact, Tick was not crying and hadn’t done so in a long time. Once he’d learned to accept his fate in life as the kid everyone liked to pick on, his life had become a whole lot easier. Although Tick’s attitude seemed to annoy Billy to no end. Maybe I should fake a cry next time, Tick thought. Make the Goat feel like a big bad king.
When the hall had grown completely still and silent, Tick reached down and flicked the latch of the door. It swung open with a loud pop and slammed against the locker next to it. Tick stepped out and stretched his cramped legs and arms. He couldn’t have cared less about Billy and his gang of dumb bullies right then—it was Friday, his mom and dad had bought him the latest gaming system for his thirteenth birthday, and the Thanksgiving holidays were just around the corner. He felt perfectly happy.
Glancing around to make sure no one had hung around to torture him some more, Tick adjusted the red-and-black striped scarf he always wore to hide the hideous purple blotch on his neck—an irregular, rusty-looking birthmark the size of a drink coaster. It was the one thing he hated most about his body, and no matter how much his parents tried to convince him to lose the scarf, he wore it every hour of every day—even in the summer, sweat soaking through in dark blotches. Now, with winter settling in with a vengeance, people had quit giving him strange looks about the security blanket wrapped around his neck. Well, except for the jerks who called it the Barf Scarf.
He set out down the hall, heading for the door closest to the street that led to his house; he lived within walking distance of the school, which was lucky for him because the buses were long gone. He rounded the corner and saw Mr. Chu, his science teacher, step out of the teacher’s lounge, briefcase in hand.