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Chapters (106)
  1. Acknowledgments
  2. Master George and Mistress Jane
  3. Chapter
  4. A Very Strange Letter
  5. Chapter
  6. A Kid’s Worst Nightmare
  7. Chapter
  8. Edgar the Brave
  9. Chapter
  10. A Most Unwelcome Patch of Smoke
  11. Chapter
  12. The Lady in the Trees
  13. Chapter
  14. Mothball
  15. Chapter
  16. A Very Important Date
  17. Chapter
  18. The Gnat Rat
  19. Chapter
  20. The Temptation of the Flames
  21. Chapter
  22. Old and Dusty
  23. Chapter
  24. The Voice of M.G.
  25. Chapter
  26. Talking to Sofia
  27. Chapter
  28. Shoes and Mittens
  29. Chapter
  30. Little Ball ofBread Dough
  31. Chapter
  32. Nowhere in Between
  33. Chapter
  34. Smoky Bathroom
  35. Chapter
  36. Edgar the Wise
  37. Chapter
  38. An Odd Christmas Present
  39. Chapter
  40. The Land of Ice and Snow
  41. Chapter
  42. Old, Funny, and Smelly
  43. Chapter
  44. Going Postal
  45. Chapter
  46. Bonding with Norbert
  47. Chapter
  48. Pedal to the Metal
  49. Chapter
  50. The Girl with Black Hair
  51. Chapter
  52. Time Constraints
  53. Part3: The Magic Words
  54. Chapter
  55. April Fool
  56. Chapter
  57. A Meeting in the Woods
  58. Chapter
  59. A Bundle of Clues
  60. Chapter
  61. The Third Musketeer
  62. Chapter
  63. Paul’s Little Secret
  64. Chapter
  65. Shattered Glass
  66. Chapter
  67. The Final Clue
  68. Chapter
  69. The Miracle of Screaming
  70. Chapter
  71. The Final Preparation
  72. Chapter
  73. Among the Dead
  74. Chapter
  75. A Familiar Name
  76. Chapter
  77. Sitting Down
  78. Chapter
  79. A Lot of Water
  80. Chapter
  81. Master George
  82. Chapter
  83. The Tale of the Realities
  84. Chapter
  85. The Doohickey
  86. Chapter
  87. A Bump in the Night
  88. Chapter
  89. Escalation of Plans
  90. Chapter
  91. The Thirteenth Reality
  92. Chapter
  93. Chi’karda Drive
  94. Chapter
  95. Annika’s Toss
  96. Chapter
  97. Double Doors
  98. Chapter
  99. The Golden Button
  100. Chapter
  101. The Calm after the Storm
  102. Chapter
  103. Homecoming
  104. Epilogue
  105. The Thwarted Meeting
  106. Discussion Questions

“Hope you get out before suppertime, Icky Ticky Stinkbottom,” the boy said. Then he kicked the locker, sending a terrible bang of rattled metal echoing through Tick’s ears. “The Goat sent me to make sure you hadn’t escaped yet—good thing you’re still in there. I can see your beady little eyes.” Another kick. “You’re not crying are you? Careful, you might get snot on your Barf Scarf.”

Tick squeezed his eyes shut, steeled himself to ignore the idiot. Eventually, the bullies always moved on if he just stayed silent. Talking back, on the other hand . . .

The boy laughed again, then walked away.

In fact, Tick was not crying and hadn’t done so in a long time. Once he’d learned to accept his fate in life as the kid everyone liked to pick on, his life had become a whole lot easier. Although Tick’s attitude seemed to annoy Billy to no end. Maybe I should fake a cry next time, Tick thought. Make the Goat feel like a big bad king.

When the hall had grown completely still and silent, Tick reached down and flicked the latch of the door. It swung open with a loud pop and slammed against the locker next to it. Tick stepped out and stretched his cramped legs and arms. He couldn’t have cared less about Billy and his gang of dumb bullies right then—it was Friday, his mom and dad had bought him the latest gaming system for his thirteenth birthday, and the Thanksgiving holidays were just around the corner. He felt perfectly happy.

Glancing around to make sure no one had hung around to torture him some more, Tick adjusted the red-and-black striped scarf he always wore to hide the hideous purple blotch on his neck—an irregular, rusty-looking birthmark the size of a drink coaster. It was the one thing he hated most about his body, and no matter how much his parents tried to convince him to lose the scarf, he wore it every hour of every day—even in the summer, sweat soaking through in dark blotches. Now, with winter settling in with a vengeance, people had quit giving him strange looks about the security blanket wrapped around his neck. Well, except for the jerks who called it the Barf Scarf.

He set out down the hall, heading for the door closest to the street that led to his house; he lived within walking distance of the school, which was lucky for him because the buses were long gone. He rounded the corner and saw Mr. Chu, his science teacher, step out of the teacher’s lounge, briefcase in hand.