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Chapters (106)
  1. Acknowledgments
  2. Master George and Mistress Jane
  3. Chapter
  4. A Very Strange Letter
  5. Chapter
  6. A Kid’s Worst Nightmare
  7. Chapter
  8. Edgar the Brave
  9. Chapter
  10. A Most Unwelcome Patch of Smoke
  11. Chapter
  12. The Lady in the Trees
  13. Chapter
  14. Mothball
  15. Chapter
  16. A Very Important Date
  17. Chapter
  18. The Gnat Rat
  19. Chapter
  20. The Temptation of the Flames
  21. Chapter
  22. Old and Dusty
  23. Chapter
  24. The Voice of M.G.
  25. Chapter
  26. Talking to Sofia
  27. Chapter
  28. Shoes and Mittens
  29. Chapter
  30. Little Ball ofBread Dough
  31. Chapter
  32. Nowhere in Between
  33. Chapter
  34. Smoky Bathroom
  35. Chapter
  36. Edgar the Wise
  37. Chapter
  38. An Odd Christmas Present
  39. Chapter
  40. The Land of Ice and Snow
  41. Chapter
  42. Old, Funny, and Smelly
  43. Chapter
  44. Going Postal
  45. Chapter
  46. Bonding with Norbert
  47. Chapter
  48. Pedal to the Metal
  49. Chapter
  50. The Girl with Black Hair
  51. Chapter
  52. Time Constraints
  53. Part3: The Magic Words
  54. Chapter
  55. April Fool
  56. Chapter
  57. A Meeting in the Woods
  58. Chapter
  59. A Bundle of Clues
  60. Chapter
  61. The Third Musketeer
  62. Chapter
  63. Paul’s Little Secret
  64. Chapter
  65. Shattered Glass
  66. Chapter
  67. The Final Clue
  68. Chapter
  69. The Miracle of Screaming
  70. Chapter
  71. The Final Preparation
  72. Chapter
  73. Among the Dead
  74. Chapter
  75. A Familiar Name
  76. Chapter
  77. Sitting Down
  78. Chapter
  79. A Lot of Water
  80. Chapter
  81. Master George
  82. Chapter
  83. The Tale of the Realities
  84. Chapter
  85. The Doohickey
  86. Chapter
  87. A Bump in the Night
  88. Chapter
  89. Escalation of Plans
  90. Chapter
  91. The Thirteenth Reality
  92. Chapter
  93. Chi’karda Drive
  94. Chapter
  95. Annika’s Toss
  96. Chapter
  97. Double Doors
  98. Chapter
  99. The Golden Button
  100. Chapter
  101. The Calm after the Storm
  102. Chapter
  103. Homecoming
  104. Epilogue
  105. The Thwarted Meeting
  106. Discussion Questions

Tick rubbed his eyes, then kept reading. “I need to be dressed warmly, and at nine o’clock on the nose I need to say the magic words, with my eyes closed, then stomp on the ground with my right foot ten times—all while keeping both of my hands in my pockets.”

“Is that it?”

“That’s it.”

His dad rolled into a sitting position on the bed with a loud grunt. “All that’s pretty easy, don’t you think?”

“Well . . . yeah, except for one tiny thing.”

“The magic words.”

Tick nodded. “The magic words. At this rate, Paul will be the only one of the three of us who gets to . . . do whatever it is that’s gonna happen.”

His dad scratched his chin, doing his best Sherlock Holmes impression. “Son, it can’t be that hard. I mean, all the other clues have been challenging and fun, but not really hard, you know what I mean?”

“Maybe this is Master George’s last way of weeding out those who aren’t willing to stick with it. Maybe I’m one of those last schmoes who ends up losing. The seventh clue said most people would fail.”

“Listen to me,” his dad said, unusually serious. “I don’t care what happens, and I don’t care who this Master George fancy lad from England is. You’re not a schmoe, and you never will be. You hear me?”

“Yeah, but . . .” Tick’s eyes suddenly teared up and his heart seemed to swell and grow warm, like his veins had brought in steaming hot soup instead of the usual blood. It hit him then that he was worried—no, scared—that he wasn’t going to solve the riddle of the magic words. He’d analyzed the first letter from M.G. more times than he could count, and nothing had come to him.

His dad got up and knelt next to his son, pulling him into his arms. “I love you, kid. You mean more to me than you can ever know, and that’s all that matters to me.”

“Dad, no offense, but . . . I mean, I really appreciate all your help.” He pulled back from the hug and looked at his dad. “I want this so bad. I know it sounds dumb, but I want this. I’ve never really done anything important before, and Master George said I might be able to save peoples’ lives.”

“Then by golly we’ll figure it out, okay? Give me that jour—”

His words cut off when a thunderclap of broken glass shattered the silence, followed by the tinkle of falling shards and a loud thump on the floor. Dad fell onto his back with a yelp and Tick’s hand went to his chest, clutching his shirt like an old woman shocked by the spectacle of kids skateboarding in a church parking lot.

Someone had wrapped a note around a rock and then thrown it through the window.