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“It was Jeffrey,” Pierce said.

“No,” said Milton. “It was Patrick.”

“Jeffrey.”

“Patrick.”

“I don’t know how you can think such a wrong thing. That was obviously Jeffrey,” said Pierce.

“Bet?”

“Bet.”

“It might have been Herbert,” suggested Fielding, who was awkwardly trying, as he walked, to join his fractured movie camera’s pieces together in his hands.

“That wasn’t Herbert,” said Pierce, and he went on to explain, “Herbert’s fat.”

Silence followed this. After a moment Fielding announced, “Well, they’re all fat.”

“They quit dancing,” I chipped in. “One of them injured his knee and they all retired, the idiots.”

There was silence again. We were approaching the dinner table, but a crowd blocked the way. Some had sat and others were milling around with their water glasses. I could see Zachary ahead and made a mental note to stay away from him. Jason and Joshua were striking matches, igniting flames underneath food trays. Fielding said, “I’ve got twenty that says that was Herbert. We’ll each put in twenty and winner takes all.”

Milton said to Fielding, “You might as well hand over that cash right now, Brother, because I can feel the vibrations around people and my feelings say that was Patrick.”

Milton then said to me, “Doug, you want in on this?” and Fielding said, “Doug can’t be in on this, Milton. We’ve got three wagers on three men. What is Doug going to do, bet on Herbert and Patrick?”

“Oh, yes. You’re right.”

Fielding suggested, “Doug can hold the pot. Is that all right with you, Doug?”

“Sure.”

“Everyone give Doug twenty dollars.”

In this way I came into a modest short-term loan. I tucked the money into my billfold for safekeeping. By then we had made it, our little group, to the oak table and dinner, and so it was time for us to go separate directions in search of assigned seats. What I mean is that Milton, Pierce, and Fielding all went one way, while I headed another through the crowd.

This then was that part of the evening when we all came together as a family at last around one table.

As always before dinner, Jeremiah was directing traffic and losing his patience when people neglected to sit, or refused to sit, where the seating chart required.