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Chapters (30)
  1. The Hidden Family
  2. Praise For The Merchant Princes Series
  3. Contents
  4. Part 1
  5. Business Plans
  6. Learned Counsel
  7. Pawnbroker
  8. Part 2
  9. Point Of Divergence
  10. History Lesson
  11. Cleaning The Air
  12. Gold Bugs
  13. Part 3
  14. Capitalism for Beginners
  15. Interrogations
  16. Agreements
  17. Snark Hunting
  18. Part 4
  19. Stakeout
  20. Tip Off
  21. Facing The Music
  22. Extraordinary Meeting
  23. Part 5
  24. Meltdown
  25. Escape Plans
  26. Going Postal
  27. Epilogue
  28. Preview
  29. 1. Tied Down
  30. Tor Books by Charles Stross

“No, no,” Miriam said absently. “Look, I’m trying to figure out what isn’t there. Like, they’ve had a couple of world wars—but fought with wooden sailing ships and airships. There’s a passage at the end of the book about the ‘miracle of corpuscular transsubstantiation’—I think they mean atomic power but I’m not sure. They’ve got the germ theory of disease and steam cars, but I didn’t see any evidence of heavier-than-air flight or antibiotics or gasoline engines. The whole industrial revolution has been delayed—they’re up to about the 1930s in electronics. And the social thing is weird. I saw an opium pipe in that pawnbroker’s, and I passed a bar selling alcohol, but they’re all wearing hats and keeping their legs covered. It’s not like our 1920s, at least not more than skin-deep. And I can’t get a handle on it,” she added frustratedly. “I’ll just have to go over there again and try not to get myself arrested.”

“Hmm.” Paulette pulled up a carrier bag and dumped it on the table.

“I’ve been doing some thinking about that.”

“You have? What’s about?”

“Well,” Paulie began carefully, “first thing is, nobody can arrest you and hold you if you’ve got one of these lockets, huh? Or the design inside it. Brill—”

“It’s the design,” Brilliana said suddenly. “It’s the family pattern.” She glanced at Paulette. “I didn’t understand the history either,” she said plaintively. “Some of the men…” she tailed off.

“What about them?” Asked Miriam.

“They had it tattooed on their arms,” she said shyly. “They said so, anyway. So they could get away if someone caught them. I remember my uncle talking about it once. They even shaved their scalp and tattooed it there in reverse, then grew their hair back—so that if they were imprisoned they could shave in a mirror and use it to escape.”

Miriam stared at her in slack-jawed amazement. “That’s brilliant!” she said. “Hang on—” her hand instinctively went to her head. “Hmm.”

“You won’t have to shave,” said Paulie, “I know exactly what to do. You know those henna temporary tattoos you can get? There’s this dot-com that takes images you upload and turns them into tattoos, then sends them to you by mail order. They’re supposed to last for a few days. I figure if you put one on the inside of each wrist, then wear something with sleeves that cover it—”

“Wow.” Miriam instinctively glanced at the inside of her left wrist, smooth and hairless, unblemished except for a small scar she’d acquired as a child. “But you said you’d been thinking about something else.”

“Yup.” Paulette upended her shopping bag on the table. “Behold: a pair of digital walkie-talkies, good for private conversations in a ten-mile radius! And lo, a hands-free kit.”