Chapters (30)
- The Hidden Family
- Praise For The Merchant Princes Series
- Contents
- Part 1
- Business Plans
- Learned Counsel
- Pawnbroker
- Part 2
- Point Of Divergence
- History Lesson
- Cleaning The Air
- Gold Bugs
- Part 3
- Capitalism for Beginners
- Interrogations
- Agreements
- Snark Hunting
- Part 4
- Stakeout
- Tip Off
- Facing The Music
- Extraordinary Meeting
- Part 5
- Meltdown
- Escape Plans
- Going Postal
- Epilogue
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- 1. Tied Down
- Tor Books by Charles Stross
“What, uns gefen mine mudder en geleg’hat Gelegenheit, mish’su ’em annudern frau-clapper weg tu heiraten?” Iris asked dryly. There was a shocked titter from somewhere in the audience: “obviously not. And if you have to ask that question I also doubt very much that you’ve ever had a gang of assassins trying to murder you. A pity, that. You could benefit from the experience.”
“What’s she saying?” Miriam nudged Olga. I really must try to learn the language, she thought despairingly.
“Your mother is convincingly rude,” Olga replied, sotto voce.
“This is an imposter!” someone called from the floor. Miriam craned her neck; it might be the dowager duchess, but she couldn’t be certain. “I demand to see—”
“Order!” Angbard whacked his hammer down again. “You will be polite, madam, or I will have you escorted out of this room.”
“I apologize to the chair,” Iris responded. “However, I assure you I’m no imposter. Mother dearest, by way of proof of my identity, would you like me to repeat what I overheard you telling Erich Wu in the maze at the summer palace gardens at Kvaern when I was six?”
“You—you!” The old dowager stumbled to her feet, shaking with rage.
“I believe I can prove my case adequately, with or without blood tests,” Iris said dryly, addressing the gallery. “As any of you who have consulted the register of proxies must be aware, my mother has a strong motive for refusing to acknowledge me. Unfortunately, as in so many other circumstances, I must disobey her wishes.”
“Nonsense!” blurted the duchess, an expression of profound horror settling on her face. She sat down quickly.
“I can attest that she is no imposter,” said Angbard. “If anyone requests independent verification, this can be arranged. Does any party to this meeting so desire?” He glanced around the room, but no hands went up. “Very well.” He rapped on the table again with his gavel. “I intend to bring up the issue of Lady Thorold-Hjorth’s absence again, but not at this session. Suffice to say, I am convinced of her authenticity. As you have just seen, her mother appears to be convinced, too.” Spluttering from the vicinity of the dowager failed to break his poise. “Now, we have more urgent matters to consider. My reason for reintroducing Lady Patricia to this body was to, ah, make it clear where the next matter is coming from.”
“Clear as mud,” the elderly Julius remarked to nobody in particular.
“I’d like to call the next witness before the committee,” Angbard continued, unperturbed. “Lady Olga Thorold has been the subject of outrageous attempts upon her person, and has had her lady-in-waiting murdered, very recently—while traveling in the company of Lady Helge. All of this has occurred in the past six months. Please approach the table.”
Olga rose and walked to the front of the table. The room was silent.