Contents ( 80)
- Praise for Joe Abercrombie:
- Also by Joe Abercrombie from Gollancz:
- Contents
- Order of Battle
- The Times
- The Peacemaker
- The Best of Us
- Black Dow
- What War?
- Old Hands
- New Hands
- Reachey
- The Right Thing
- Silence
- Ambition
- Give and Take
- The Very Model
- Scale
- Ours Not to Reason Why
- Cry Havoc and …
- Devoutly to be Wished
- Casualties
- The Better Part of Valour
- Paths of Glory
- The Day’s Work
- The Defeated
- Fair Treatment
- Tactics
- Rest and Recreation
- Dawn
- Opening Remarks
- The Infernal Contraptions
- Reasoned Debate
- Chains of Command
- Closing Arguments
- Straight Edge
- Escape
- The Bridge
- Strange Bedfellows
- Hearts and Minds
- Good Deeds
- One Day More
- Bones
- The King’s Last Hero
- My Land
- The Standard Issue
- Shadows
- Under the Wing
- Names
- Still Yesterday
- For What We Are About to Receive …
- The Riddle of the Ground
- Onwards and Upwards
- More Tricks
- The Tyranny of Distance
- Blood
- Pointed Metal
- Peace in Our Time
- The Moment of Truth
- Spoils
- Desperate Measures
- Stuff Happens
- End of the Road
- By the Sword
- The Currents of History
- Terms
- Family
- New Hands
- Old Hands
- Everyone Serves
- Just Deserts
- Black Calder
- Retired
- Acknowledgements
- Copyright
Dear Mistress Lederlingen,
With the greatest regret, I must inform you of the death of your son in—
‘Corporal Tunny!’ Yolk was approaching with a cocky strut somewhere between a pimp and a labourer. His boots were caked with dirt, his stained jacket was hanging open showing a strip of sweaty chest, his sunburned face sported several days’ worth of patchy stubble and instead of a spear over his shoulder he had a worn shovel. He looked, in short, like a proud veteran of his August Majesty’s army. He came to a stop not far from Tunny’s hammock, looking down at the papers. ‘Working out all the debts you’re owed?’
‘The ones I owe, as it goes.’ Tunny seriously doubted Yolk could read, but he pushed a sheet of paper over the unfinished letter even so. If this got out it could ruin his reputation. ‘Everything all right?’
‘Everything’s well enough,’ said Yolk as he set down his shovel, though under his good humour he looked, in fact, a little pensive. ‘The colonel’s had us doing some burying.’
‘Uh.’ Tunny worked the stopper back into the ink bottle. He’d done a fair amount of burying himself and it was never a desirable duty. ‘Always some cleaning up to do after a battle. A lot to put right, here and at home. Might take years to clean up what takes a day or three to dirty.’ He cleaned off his pen on a bit of rag. ‘Might never happen.’
‘Why do it, then?’ asked Yolk, frowning off across the sunlit barley towards the hazy hills. ‘I mean to say, all the effort, and all the men dead, and what’ve we got done here?’
Tunny scratched his head. Never had Yolk down as a philosopher, but he guessed every man has his thoughtful moments. ‘Wars don’t often change much, in my considerable experience. Bit here, bit there, but overall there have to be better ways for men to settle their differences.’ He thought about it for a moment. ‘Kings, and nobles, and Closed Councils, and so forth, I never have quite understood why they keep at it, given how the lessons of history do seem to stack up powerfully against. War is damned uncomfortable work, for minimal rewards, and it’s the soldiers who always bear the worst.’
‘Why be a soldier, then?’
Tunny found himself temporarily at a loss for words. Then he shrugged. ‘Best job in the world, isn’t it.’
A group of horses were being led without urgency up the track nearby, hooves clopping at the mud, a few soldiers trudging along with them. One detached himself and strolled over, chewing at an apple. Sergeant Forest, and grinning broadly.
‘Oh, bloody hell,’ muttered Tunny under his breath, quickly clearing the last evidence of letter writing and tossing the shield he’d been leaning on under his hammock.
‘What is it?’ whispered Yolk.
‘When First Sergeant Forest smiles there’s rarely good news on the way.’
‘When is there good news on the way?’