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Contents ( 80)
  1. Praise for Joe Abercrombie:
  2. Also by Joe Abercrombie from Gollancz:
  3. Contents
  4. Order of Battle
  5. The Times
  6. The Peacemaker
  7. The Best of Us
  8. Black Dow
  9. What War?
  10. Old Hands
  11. New Hands
  12. Reachey
  13. The Right Thing
  14. Silence
  15. Ambition
  16. Give and Take
  17. The Very Model
  18. Scale
  19. Ours Not to Reason Why
  20. Cry Havoc and …
  21. Devoutly to be Wished
  22. Casualties
  23. The Better Part of Valour
  24. Paths of Glory
  25. The Day’s Work
  26. The Defeated
  27. Fair Treatment
  28. Tactics
  29. Rest and Recreation
  30. Dawn
  31. Opening Remarks
  32. The Infernal Contraptions
  33. Reasoned Debate
  34. Chains of Command
  35. Closing Arguments
  36. Straight Edge
  37. Escape
  38. The Bridge
  39. Strange Bedfellows
  40. Hearts and Minds
  41. Good Deeds
  42. One Day More
  43. Bones
  44. The King’s Last Hero
  45. My Land
  46. The Standard Issue
  47. Shadows
  48. Under the Wing
  49. Names
  50. Still Yesterday
  51. For What We Are About to Receive …
  52. The Riddle of the Ground
  53. Onwards and Upwards
  54. More Tricks
  55. The Tyranny of Distance
  56. Blood
  57. Pointed Metal
  58. Peace in Our Time
  59. The Moment of Truth
  60. Spoils
  61. Desperate Measures
  62. Stuff Happens
  63. End of the Road
  64. By the Sword
  65. The Currents of History
  66. Terms
  67. Family
  68. New Hands
  69. Old Hands
  70. Everyone Serves
  71. Just Deserts
  72. Black Calder
  73. Retired
  74. Acknowledgements
  75. Copyright

‘I am speechless.’

‘If I had known I could achieve that simply by resigning I would have done it years ago.’

A pause. ‘I would like Opker promoted to lead my division.’

‘I see no objection.’

‘And for General Jalenhorm’s I thought—’

‘Colonel Felnigg has been given the command,’ said Kroy. ‘General Felnigg, I should say.’

‘Felnigg?’ came Mitterick’s voice, with a tinge of horror.

‘He has the seniority, and my recommendation to the king is already sent.’

‘I simply cannot work with that man—’

‘You can and you will. Felnigg is sharp, and cautious, and he will balance you out, as you have balanced me. Though you were often, frankly, a pain in my arse, by and large it has been an honour.’ There was a sharp crack, as of polished boot heels snapping together.

Then another. ‘Lord Marshal Kroy, the honour has been entirely mine.’

Tunny and the guard both flung themselves to the most rigid attention as the two biggest hats in the army suddenly strode from the tent. Kroy made sharply off into the gathering gloom. Mitterick stayed there, looking after him, one hand opening and closing by his side.

Tunny had a pressing appointment with a bottle and a bedroll. He cleared his throat. ‘General Mitterick, sir!’

Mitterick turned, very obviously wiping away a tear while pretending to be clearing dust from his eye. ‘Yes?’

‘Corporal Tunny, sir, standard-bearer of his Majesty’s First Regiment.’

Mitterick frowned. ‘The same Tunny who was made colour sergeant after Ulrioch?’

Tunny puffed out his chest. ‘The same, sir.’

‘The same Tunny who was demoted after Dunbrec?’

Tunny’s shoulders slumped. ‘The same, sir.’

‘The same Tunny who was court-martialled after that business at Shricta?’

And further yet. The same, sir, though I hasten to point out that the tribunal found no evidence of wrongdoing, sir.’

Mitterick snorted. ‘So much for tribunals. ‘What brings you here, Tunny?’

He held out the letter. ‘I have come in my official capacity as standard-bearer, sir, with a letter from my commanding officer, Colonel Vallimir.’

Mitterick looked down at it. What does it say?’

‘I wouldn’t—’

‘I do not believe a soldier with your experience of tribunals would carry a letter without a good idea of the contents. What does it say?’

Tunny conceded the point. ‘Sir, I believe the colonel lays out at some length the reasons behind his failure to attack today.’

‘Does he.’

‘He does, sir, and he furthermore apologises most profusely to you, sir, to Marshal Kroy, to his Majesty, and in fact to the people of the Union in general, and he offers his immediate resignation, sir, but also demands the right to explain himself before a court martial – he was rather vague on that point, sir – he goes on to praise the men and to shoulder the blame entirely himself, and—’

Mitterick took the letter from Tunny’s hand, crumpled it up in his fist and tossed it into a puddle.

‘Tell Colonel Vallimir not to worry.’ He watched the letter for a moment, drifting in the broken reflection of the evening sky, then shrugged. ‘It’s a battle. We all made mistakes. Would it be pointless, Corporal Tunny, to tell you to stay out of trouble?’