Contents ( 80)
- Praise for Joe Abercrombie:
- Also by Joe Abercrombie from Gollancz:
- Contents
- Order of Battle
- The Times
- The Peacemaker
- The Best of Us
- Black Dow
- What War?
- Old Hands
- New Hands
- Reachey
- The Right Thing
- Silence
- Ambition
- Give and Take
- The Very Model
- Scale
- Ours Not to Reason Why
- Cry Havoc and …
- Devoutly to be Wished
- Casualties
- The Better Part of Valour
- Paths of Glory
- The Day’s Work
- The Defeated
- Fair Treatment
- Tactics
- Rest and Recreation
- Dawn
- Opening Remarks
- The Infernal Contraptions
- Reasoned Debate
- Chains of Command
- Closing Arguments
- Straight Edge
- Escape
- The Bridge
- Strange Bedfellows
- Hearts and Minds
- Good Deeds
- One Day More
- Bones
- The King’s Last Hero
- My Land
- The Standard Issue
- Shadows
- Under the Wing
- Names
- Still Yesterday
- For What We Are About to Receive …
- The Riddle of the Ground
- Onwards and Upwards
- More Tricks
- The Tyranny of Distance
- Blood
- Pointed Metal
- Peace in Our Time
- The Moment of Truth
- Spoils
- Desperate Measures
- Stuff Happens
- End of the Road
- By the Sword
- The Currents of History
- Terms
- Family
- New Hands
- Old Hands
- Everyone Serves
- Just Deserts
- Black Calder
- Retired
- Acknowledgements
- Copyright
‘Don’t you?’ asked Flood.
Whirrun rubbed some dirt from the crosspiece with his thumb. ‘I used to.’
‘Now?’
‘God makes things, no? God is a farmer. A craftsman. A midwife. God gives things life.’ He tipped his head back and looked up at the sky. ‘What would God want with a sword?’
Wonderful pressed one hand to her chest. ‘Oh, Whirrun, you’re so fucking deep. I could sit here for hours trying to work out everything you meant.’
‘Whirrun of Bligh don’t seem so deep a name,’ said Beck, and regretted it straight away when everyone looked at him, Whirrun in particular.
‘No?’
‘Well … you’re from Bligh, I guess. Ain’t you?’
‘Never been there.’
‘Then—’
‘I couldn’t honestly tell you how it came about. Maybe Bligh’s the only place up there folk down here ever heard of.’ Whirrun shrugged. ‘Don’t hardly matter. A name’s got nothing in it by itself. It’s what you make of it. Men don’t brown their trousers when they hear the Bloody-Nine because of the name. They brown their trousers because of the man that had it.’
‘And Cracknut Whirrun?’ asked Drofd.
‘Straightforward. An old man up near Ustred taught me the trick of cracking a walnut in my fist. What you do is—’
Wonderful snorted. ‘That ain’t why they call you Cracknut.’
‘Eh?’
‘No,’ said Yon. ‘It ain’t.’
‘They call you Cracknut for the same reason they gave Cracknut Leef the name,’ and Wonderful tapped at the side of her shaved head. ‘Because it’s widely assumed your nut’s cracked.’
‘They do?’ Whirrun frowned. ‘Oh, that’s less complimentary, the fuckers. I’ll have to have words next time I hear that. You’ve completely bloody spoiled it for me!’
Wonderful spread her hands. ‘It’s a gift.’
‘Morning, people.’ Curnden Craw walked slowly up to the fire with his cheeks puffed out and his grey hair twitching in the wind. He looked tired. Dark bags under his eyes, nostrils rimmed pink.
‘Everyone on their knees!’ snapped Wonderful. ‘It’s Black Dow’s right hand!’
Craw pretended to wave ’em down. ‘No need to grovel.’ Someone else came behind him. Caul Shivers, Beck realised with a sick lurch in his stomach.
‘Y’all right, Chief?’ asked Drofd, pulling the bit of meat out of his pocket and offering it over.
Craw winced as he bent his knees and squatted by the fire, put one finger on one nostril, then blew out through the other with a long wheeze like a dying duck. Then he took the meat and had a bite out of it. ‘The definition of all right changes with the passing winters, I find. I’m about all right by the standards of the last few days. Twenty years ago I’d have considered this close to death.’
‘We’re on a battlefield, ain’t we?’ Whirrun was all grin. ‘The Great Leveller’s pressed up tight against us all.’
‘Nice thought,’ said Craw, wriggling his shoulders like there was someone breathing on his neck. ‘Drofd.’
‘Aye, Chief?’
‘If the Union come later, and I reckon it’s a set thing they will … might be best if you stay out of it.’