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Contents ( 80)
  1. Praise for Joe Abercrombie:
  2. Also by Joe Abercrombie from Gollancz:
  3. Contents
  4. Order of Battle
  5. The Times
  6. The Peacemaker
  7. The Best of Us
  8. Black Dow
  9. What War?
  10. Old Hands
  11. New Hands
  12. Reachey
  13. The Right Thing
  14. Silence
  15. Ambition
  16. Give and Take
  17. The Very Model
  18. Scale
  19. Ours Not to Reason Why
  20. Cry Havoc and …
  21. Devoutly to be Wished
  22. Casualties
  23. The Better Part of Valour
  24. Paths of Glory
  25. The Day’s Work
  26. The Defeated
  27. Fair Treatment
  28. Tactics
  29. Rest and Recreation
  30. Dawn
  31. Opening Remarks
  32. The Infernal Contraptions
  33. Reasoned Debate
  34. Chains of Command
  35. Closing Arguments
  36. Straight Edge
  37. Escape
  38. The Bridge
  39. Strange Bedfellows
  40. Hearts and Minds
  41. Good Deeds
  42. One Day More
  43. Bones
  44. The King’s Last Hero
  45. My Land
  46. The Standard Issue
  47. Shadows
  48. Under the Wing
  49. Names
  50. Still Yesterday
  51. For What We Are About to Receive …
  52. The Riddle of the Ground
  53. Onwards and Upwards
  54. More Tricks
  55. The Tyranny of Distance
  56. Blood
  57. Pointed Metal
  58. Peace in Our Time
  59. The Moment of Truth
  60. Spoils
  61. Desperate Measures
  62. Stuff Happens
  63. End of the Road
  64. By the Sword
  65. The Currents of History
  66. Terms
  67. Family
  68. New Hands
  69. Old Hands
  70. Everyone Serves
  71. Just Deserts
  72. Black Calder
  73. Retired
  74. Acknowledgements
  75. Copyright

‘Don’t you?’ asked Flood.

Whirrun rubbed some dirt from the crosspiece with his thumb. ‘I used to.’

‘Now?’

‘God makes things, no? God is a farmer. A craftsman. A midwife. God gives things life.’ He tipped his head back and looked up at the sky. ‘What would God want with a sword?’

Wonderful pressed one hand to her chest. ‘Oh, Whirrun, you’re so fucking deep. I could sit here for hours trying to work out everything you meant.’

‘Whirrun of Bligh don’t seem so deep a name,’ said Beck, and regretted it straight away when everyone looked at him, Whirrun in particular.

‘No?’

‘Well … you’re from Bligh, I guess. Ain’t you?’

‘Never been there.’

‘Then—’

‘I couldn’t honestly tell you how it came about. Maybe Bligh’s the only place up there folk down here ever heard of.’ Whirrun shrugged. ‘Don’t hardly matter. A name’s got nothing in it by itself. It’s what you make of it. Men don’t brown their trousers when they hear the Bloody-Nine because of the name. They brown their trousers because of the man that had it.’

‘And Cracknut Whirrun?’ asked Drofd.

‘Straightforward. An old man up near Ustred taught me the trick of cracking a walnut in my fist. What you do is—’

Wonderful snorted. ‘That ain’t why they call you Cracknut.’

‘Eh?’

‘No,’ said Yon. ‘It ain’t.’

‘They call you Cracknut for the same reason they gave Cracknut Leef the name,’ and Wonderful tapped at the side of her shaved head. ‘Because it’s widely assumed your nut’s cracked.’

‘They do?’ Whirrun frowned. ‘Oh, that’s less complimentary, the fuckers. I’ll have to have words next time I hear that. You’ve completely bloody spoiled it for me!’

Wonderful spread her hands. ‘It’s a gift.’

‘Morning, people.’ Curnden Craw walked slowly up to the fire with his cheeks puffed out and his grey hair twitching in the wind. He looked tired. Dark bags under his eyes, nostrils rimmed pink.

‘Everyone on their knees!’ snapped Wonderful. ‘It’s Black Dow’s right hand!’

Craw pretended to wave ’em down. ‘No need to grovel.’ Someone else came behind him. Caul Shivers, Beck realised with a sick lurch in his stomach.

‘Y’all right, Chief?’ asked Drofd, pulling the bit of meat out of his pocket and offering it over.

Craw winced as he bent his knees and squatted by the fire, put one finger on one nostril, then blew out through the other with a long wheeze like a dying duck. Then he took the meat and had a bite out of it. ‘The definition of all right changes with the passing winters, I find. I’m about all right by the standards of the last few days. Twenty years ago I’d have considered this close to death.’

‘We’re on a battlefield, ain’t we?’ Whirrun was all grin. ‘The Great Leveller’s pressed up tight against us all.’

‘Nice thought,’ said Craw, wriggling his shoulders like there was someone breathing on his neck. ‘Drofd.’

‘Aye, Chief?’

‘If the Union come later, and I reckon it’s a set thing they will … might be best if you stay out of it.’