Contents ( 80)
- Praise for Joe Abercrombie:
- Also by Joe Abercrombie from Gollancz:
- Contents
- Order of Battle
- The Times
- The Peacemaker
- The Best of Us
- Black Dow
- What War?
- Old Hands
- New Hands
- Reachey
- The Right Thing
- Silence
- Ambition
- Give and Take
- The Very Model
- Scale
- Ours Not to Reason Why
- Cry Havoc and …
- Devoutly to be Wished
- Casualties
- The Better Part of Valour
- Paths of Glory
- The Day’s Work
- The Defeated
- Fair Treatment
- Tactics
- Rest and Recreation
- Dawn
- Opening Remarks
- The Infernal Contraptions
- Reasoned Debate
- Chains of Command
- Closing Arguments
- Straight Edge
- Escape
- The Bridge
- Strange Bedfellows
- Hearts and Minds
- Good Deeds
- One Day More
- Bones
- The King’s Last Hero
- My Land
- The Standard Issue
- Shadows
- Under the Wing
- Names
- Still Yesterday
- For What We Are About to Receive …
- The Riddle of the Ground
- Onwards and Upwards
- More Tricks
- The Tyranny of Distance
- Blood
- Pointed Metal
- Peace in Our Time
- The Moment of Truth
- Spoils
- Desperate Measures
- Stuff Happens
- End of the Road
- By the Sword
- The Currents of History
- Terms
- Family
- New Hands
- Old Hands
- Everyone Serves
- Just Deserts
- Black Calder
- Retired
- Acknowledgements
- Copyright
A big Northman sat on a black horse in the midst of the river, chopping around him with an axe. His horned helmet, his armour, his shield, all chased with whorls of gold. Gorst spurred straight through the combat at him, hacking a Northman across the back as he went and dumping another from the saddle by chopping into his horse’s hind leg. His long steel was bright red with blood. Slathered with it, like an axle with grease.
It caught the golden shield with a shattering impact, left a deep dent through all that pretty craftsmanship. Gorst chopped at it again and crossed the one scar with another, sent the golden man lurching in his saddle. Gorst lifted his long steel for a finishing blow then felt it suddenly twisted from his hand.
A Northman with a shaggy red beard had knocked it away with a mace and now swung it at Gorst’s head. Bloody rude. Gorst caught the shaft in one hand, pulled out his dagger in the other and rammed it up under the Northman’s jaw to the crosspiece, left it stuck there as he toppled backwards. Manners, manners. The golden man had his balance back, standing in the stirrups with his axe raised high.
Gorst clutched hold of him, dragged him into an ungainly embrace between their two jostling horses. The axe came down but the shaft caught Gorst’s shoulder and the blade only scraped harmlessly against his backplate. Gorst caught one of the absurd horns on the man’s gilded helmet and twisted it, twisted it, twisting his head with it until it was pressed against Gorst’s breastplate. The golden man snarled and spluttered, most of the way out of his saddle, one leg caught in his stirrup. He tried to drop his axe and wrestle but it was on a loop around his wrist, snagged on Gorst’s armour, his other arm trapped by his battered shield.
Gorst bared his teeth, raised his fist and started punching the man in the face, his gauntlet crunching against one side of the golden helmet. Up and down, up and down, his fist was a hammer and gradually it marked, then dented, then twisted the helmet out of shape until one side of it dug into the man’s face. Even better than the sword. Crunch, crunch, and it bent further, cutting into his cheek. More personal. No need for discussion or justification, for introductions or etiquette, for guilt or excuses. Only the incredible release of violence. So powerful that he felt this golden-armoured man must be his best friend in all the world. I love you. I love you, and that is why I must smash your head apart. He was laughing as he pounded his gauntleted knuckles into the man’s bloody-blond moustache again. Laughing and crying at once.
Then something hit him in the backplate with a dull clang, his head snapped back and he was out of the saddle, jostled upside down between their two horses, gripped by cold and his helmet full of bubbling river. He came up coughing, water sprayed in his face by thrashing hooves.