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Contents ( 80)
  1. Praise for Joe Abercrombie:
  2. Also by Joe Abercrombie from Gollancz:
  3. Contents
  4. Order of Battle
  5. The Times
  6. The Peacemaker
  7. The Best of Us
  8. Black Dow
  9. What War?
  10. Old Hands
  11. New Hands
  12. Reachey
  13. The Right Thing
  14. Silence
  15. Ambition
  16. Give and Take
  17. The Very Model
  18. Scale
  19. Ours Not to Reason Why
  20. Cry Havoc and …
  21. Devoutly to be Wished
  22. Casualties
  23. The Better Part of Valour
  24. Paths of Glory
  25. The Day’s Work
  26. The Defeated
  27. Fair Treatment
  28. Tactics
  29. Rest and Recreation
  30. Dawn
  31. Opening Remarks
  32. The Infernal Contraptions
  33. Reasoned Debate
  34. Chains of Command
  35. Closing Arguments
  36. Straight Edge
  37. Escape
  38. The Bridge
  39. Strange Bedfellows
  40. Hearts and Minds
  41. Good Deeds
  42. One Day More
  43. Bones
  44. The King’s Last Hero
  45. My Land
  46. The Standard Issue
  47. Shadows
  48. Under the Wing
  49. Names
  50. Still Yesterday
  51. For What We Are About to Receive …
  52. The Riddle of the Ground
  53. Onwards and Upwards
  54. More Tricks
  55. The Tyranny of Distance
  56. Blood
  57. Pointed Metal
  58. Peace in Our Time
  59. The Moment of Truth
  60. Spoils
  61. Desperate Measures
  62. Stuff Happens
  63. End of the Road
  64. By the Sword
  65. The Currents of History
  66. Terms
  67. Family
  68. New Hands
  69. Old Hands
  70. Everyone Serves
  71. Just Deserts
  72. Black Calder
  73. Retired
  74. Acknowledgements
  75. Copyright

A big Northman sat on a black horse in the midst of the river, chopping around him with an axe. His horned helmet, his armour, his shield, all chased with whorls of gold. Gorst spurred straight through the combat at him, hacking a Northman across the back as he went and dumping another from the saddle by chopping into his horse’s hind leg. His long steel was bright red with blood. Slathered with it, like an axle with grease.

It caught the golden shield with a shattering impact, left a deep dent through all that pretty craftsmanship. Gorst chopped at it again and crossed the one scar with another, sent the golden man lurching in his saddle. Gorst lifted his long steel for a finishing blow then felt it suddenly twisted from his hand.

A Northman with a shaggy red beard had knocked it away with a mace and now swung it at Gorst’s head. Bloody rude. Gorst caught the shaft in one hand, pulled out his dagger in the other and rammed it up under the Northman’s jaw to the crosspiece, left it stuck there as he toppled backwards. Manners, manners. The golden man had his balance back, standing in the stirrups with his axe raised high.

Gorst clutched hold of him, dragged him into an ungainly embrace between their two jostling horses. The axe came down but the shaft caught Gorst’s shoulder and the blade only scraped harmlessly against his backplate. Gorst caught one of the absurd horns on the man’s gilded helmet and twisted it, twisted it, twisting his head with it until it was pressed against Gorst’s breastplate. The golden man snarled and spluttered, most of the way out of his saddle, one leg caught in his stirrup. He tried to drop his axe and wrestle but it was on a loop around his wrist, snagged on Gorst’s armour, his other arm trapped by his battered shield.

Gorst bared his teeth, raised his fist and started punching the man in the face, his gauntlet crunching against one side of the golden helmet. Up and down, up and down, his fist was a hammer and gradually it marked, then dented, then twisted the helmet out of shape until one side of it dug into the man’s face. Even better than the sword. Crunch, crunch, and it bent further, cutting into his cheek. More personal. No need for discussion or justification, for introductions or etiquette, for guilt or excuses. Only the incredible release of violence. So powerful that he felt this golden-armoured man must be his best friend in all the world. I love you. I love you, and that is why I must smash your head apart. He was laughing as he pounded his gauntleted knuckles into the man’s bloody-blond moustache again. Laughing and crying at once.

Then something hit him in the backplate with a dull clang, his head snapped back and he was out of the saddle, jostled upside down between their two horses, gripped by cold and his helmet full of bubbling river. He came up coughing, water sprayed in his face by thrashing hooves.