Back The Heir Affair
Chapters (49)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Family Tree
  5. ACT ONE
  6. CHAPTER ONE
  7. CHAPTER TWO
  8. CHAPTER THREE
  9. CHAPTER FOUR
  10. CHAPTER FIVE
  11. CHAPTER SIX
  12. A NEW HEIR-A?
  13. CHAPTER EIGHT
  14. CHAPTER NINE
  15. CHAPTER TEN
  16. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  17. ACT TWO
  18. CHAPTER ONE
  19. CHAPTER TWO
  20. CHAPTER THREE
  21. CHAPTER FOUR
  22. CHAPTER FIVE
  23. BEX AND NICK (FINALLY) PLAY BALL
  24. CHAPTER SEVEN
  25. ACT THREE
  26. CHAPTER ONE
  27. CHAPTER TWO
  28. CHAPTER THREE
  29. CHAPTER FOUR
  30. CHAPTER FIVE
  31. CHAPTER SIX
  32. CHAPTER SEVEN
  33. CHAPTER EIGHT
  34. CHAPTER NINE
  35. ACT FOUR
  36. CHAPTER ONE
  37. CHAPTER TWO
  38. CHAPTER THREE
  39. CHAPTER FOUR
  40. CHAPTER FIVE
  41. CHAPTER SIX
  42. CHAPTER SEVEN
  43. CHAPTER EIGHT
  44. CHAPTER NINE
  45. Discover More
  46. Acknowledgments
  47. About the Authors
  48. ALSO BY HEATHER COCKS AND JESSICA MORGAN
  49. PRAISE FOR

“My fear is, any old person might not want to date me,” Daphne was saying. “The last one told me that he loved me but he didn’t love the circus that was royal life. Then he literally joined the circus.” She gave us a doleful look. “I may have given it a very bad review on Yelp.” She paused. “That’s Dutch for Yelp.”

Freddie laughed. His eyes met his father’s again, and this time, the nod of approval was in Freddie’s direction. Daphne didn’t miss it.

“Oh no,” she said. “Am I your assignment tonight?”

Freddie looked down at her as if seeing her for the first time. I read guilt on his face, but I knew him well; to Daphne, I suspect his expression seemed like embarrassment on behalf of his father.

“Not one bloody bit,” he said. “Prince Dick can’t make me be anywhere I don’t want to be.” He bowed and offered Daphne the crook of his arm. “Now let’s go drink too much wine and really give him something to look at.” His gaze came back to me. “Good luck up there, Killer. Chew with your mouth closed.”

My breath caught as we processed into the ballroom. The heavy gold candelabra and vases, the latter exploding with roses, had been buffed to a perfect shine, while the tablecloths were so starched that you could use them to cut butter. The golden cutlery and cut-glass crystal sparkled under the chandeliers, as did the ostentatious harp being plucked in the corner by a woman with aggressively long hair. The room even smelled good, in an untraceable way where you wondered if perhaps royalty came with a pleasant bespoke odor. It was impossible not to feel the weight of the room’s history, to think of the people who had sat in these gilt chairs, the choices they had made and the mistakes and victories they had discussed over these same gold-trimmed porcelain bread plates and crystal saltcellars. One room frozen in time as the world changed around it.

You are part of something much bigger now, I recalled Eleanor saying to me. You married a man and you married a country.

But for all the priceless place settings and tiaras and immaculate linens, the state dinner was like any other formal event: a whole lot of blah blah blah, beginning with some light mingling as everyone drifted toward their eventual places—except for Marta, who bypassed the chitchat and went straight to her seat. She wore her signature scroll tiara as a choker, a mint-green silk dress, and the most exquisitely displeased expression.

“I’m too old for this,” she muttered. “I’ve made it a hundred years on this earth, and if I die of boredom tonight, Dickie, I’m bloody well going to haunt you forever.” Then she’d turned to me. “You look like candy floss.”