“This has to be some kind of psychological defense mechanism,” I said to Stefan from the hall. His door was ajar and I pushed it open, to find him reclining on the bed in just a pair of sweatpants. He snapped the laptop closed and sat up so fast it almost tumbled to the floor. Porn, I thought, for a moment irritated and then relenting, remembering being his age, when you couldn’t imagine that anybody could live without sex for a whole day.

“Could you maybe knock?”

“Could you maybe trouble yourself to get dressed,” I said. “You were the one who wanted to do this and they’re already down there in front of the house.” Filming the protestors, I thought but did not say. I glanced out through the window at the end of the hall and saw that some of Jill’s girls were especially dressed up and dramatic that morning with brand-new picket signs. Ready for their close-up, I thought.

Stefan rolled to his feet and said, “I am dressed, almost.”

“You’re not going to wear sweatpants for this.”

“What should I wear, a tuxedo?”

“Not the time or the place, Stefan. Just wear something normal.” A few minutes later, he came down in dark brown corduroys and a caramel-colored long-sleeved tee shirt. He tried to smile and so did I, but both of us were too anxious to fake it effectively. Grateful that Stefan would be interviewed first, and that his interview wouldn’t start for at least an hour, I grabbed my bag and headed to the local salon down the block to get my hair blown out, bringing along the fifty dollars’ worth of new makeup I had bought a few days earlier on impulse at the mall. The stylist had offered to help me apply it. I wasn’t exactly virginal about makeup, but I had no idea how to make the “bolder eyes” and “outspoken cheekbones” that online videos assured me were necessary for a camera-ready look. When the stylist was finished, I was startled, if not displeased, by my own image in the mirror. It was as if I was impersonating myself, wearing a costume of an unflappable, regal Thea who did this sort of thing every day. Which sort of defines exactly what I was doing.

Back at home, I changed into tights and boots and a long tunic in a plain, cheerful color. Was it green? Was it plum? Though I would watch the show several times, then and since, I would have a hard time, for reasons that weren’t clear beforehand, remembering details. I do remember being sick with nerves. I had never been on TV, at least not willingly, only captured in my own driveway or running into the courthouse in Black Creek—pictures that made me look deranged or drugged, the way actors look when you’re watching a movie and you hit Pause.